kangaroo rat

A pejorative term for Australians.

Kangaroo rats are no better than the sand niggers or kikes!

by El filosofo March 04, 2012

kangaroo wedgie

this is when a victim is giving a wedgie while jumping

a kangaroo wedgie has never happend to me before

by faydraawesome December 20, 2016

Bloody Kangaroo

When a girl is on her period and jumps onto a guys penis from at least 4 feet away while wearing a fanny pack.

My girlfriend was on her period and hopped on me like a bloody kangaroo.

by Tyres B December 09, 2019

Kangaroo Court

An unfair court; Corrupt judge, jury, and/or system.

The Florida Court in which the Zimmerman trial is being held in.

"The Judge of Zimmerman's trial is a corrupt bitch dead set on locking up Zimmerman. She is ignoring the defense evidence! She runs a Kangaroo Court. They should fire her tranny ass!"

by JacquesRippar July 11, 2013

Captain Kangaroo

A man who participates in the sexual act of inserting his erect penis into a fold of the midsection of a female weighing 200 lbs or more, putting on a captain sailor hat, then making the female jump up and down like a kangaroo until he ejaculates into the fold.

Ryan, did you hear Joey had fat ankle night last night? He went crazy on a couple big girls and earned a new title of Captain Kangaroo.

by Fodeez August 04, 2011

Kangaroo Pouch

the destroyed muscles above your c-section that pooches out.

after my second c-section i need to work out to get rid of this kangaroo pouch

by Ca$$i October 10, 2012

Blue Kangaroo

A sex act meaning hitting a blue waffle from the back while bouncing up and down.

John: Me and Kate tried the blue kangaroo lady night, or was so awesome!

Derek: Dude that's gross!

by Laun Dro-Mat December 01, 2013