Kangaroo punch

The act of putting a broom handle in your ass and rocking back onto it and using both feet to kick someone in the head
Keep playin and I’ll kangaroo punch you
by Dirtydan 6969 December 11, 2022
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ricky the kangaroo

Ricky the Kangaroo is a awesome kangaroo who died in a fatal car-shed accident
RIP:Ricky
Aw man, i miss Ricky the kangaroo he was so cool
by IsaacIsPoopyBum July 30, 2014
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Bloody Kangaroo

When a girl is on her period and jumps onto a guys penis from at least 4 feet away while wearing a fanny pack.
My girlfriend was on her period and hopped on me like a bloody kangaroo.
by Tyres B December 09, 2019
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Kangaroo Court

An unfair court; Corrupt judge, jury, and/or system.

The Florida Court in which the Zimmerman trial is being held in.
"The Judge of Zimmerman's trial is a corrupt bitch dead set on locking up Zimmerman. She is ignoring the defense evidence! She runs a Kangaroo Court. They should fire her tranny ass!"
by JacquesRippar July 11, 2013
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Captain Kangaroo

A man who participates in the sexual act of inserting his erect penis into a fold of the midsection of a female weighing 200 lbs or more, putting on a captain sailor hat, then making the female jump up and down like a kangaroo until he ejaculates into the fold.
Ryan, did you hear Joey had fat ankle night last night? He went crazy on a couple big girls and earned a new title of Captain Kangaroo.
by Fodeez August 04, 2011
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Kangaroo Pouch

the destroyed muscles above your c-section that pooches out.
after my second c-section i need to work out to get rid of this kangaroo pouch
by Ca$$i October 10, 2012
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Blue Kangaroo

A sex act meaning hitting a blue waffle from the back while bouncing up and down.
John: Me and Kate tried the blue kangaroo lady night, or was so awesome!

Derek: Dude that's gross!
by Laun Dro-Mat December 01, 2013
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