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kangaroo rat

Kangaroo rats are no better than the sand niggers or kikes!
by El filosofo June 9, 2012
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ricky the kangaroo

Ricky the Kangaroo is a awesome kangaroo who died in a fatal car-shed accident
RIP:Ricky
Aw man, i miss Ricky the kangaroo he was so cool
by IsaacIsPoopyBum July 29, 2014
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kangaroo wedgie

this is when a victim is giving a wedgie while jumping
a kangaroo wedgie has never happend to me before
by faydraawesome January 21, 2017
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Kangaroo Court

An unfair court; Corrupt judge, jury, and/or system.

The Florida Court in which the Zimmerman trial is being held in.
"The Judge of Zimmerman's trial is a corrupt bitch dead set on locking up Zimmerman. She is ignoring the defense evidence! She runs a Kangaroo Court. They should fire her tranny ass!"
by JacquesRippar August 19, 2013
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Captain Kangaroo

A man who participates in the sexual act of inserting his erect penis into a fold of the midsection of a female weighing 200 lbs or more, putting on a captain sailor hat, then making the female jump up and down like a kangaroo until he ejaculates into the fold.
Ryan, did you hear Joey had fat ankle night last night? He went crazy on a couple big girls and earned a new title of Captain Kangaroo.
by Fodeez August 4, 2011
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Kangaroo Pouch

the destroyed muscles above your c-section that pooches out.
after my second c-section i need to work out to get rid of this kangaroo pouch
by Ca$$i October 10, 2012
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Blue Kangaroo

A sex act meaning hitting a blue waffle from the back while bouncing up and down.
John: Me and Kate tried the blue kangaroo lady night, or was so awesome!

Derek: Dude that's gross!
by Laun Dro-Mat December 1, 2013
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