Karen

1. One who takes the kids.

2. A dirty slut cheater.

Karen: I'm taking the fucking kids bob!
Bob: You son of a bitch cheater!

by CommitToasterBathXD December 28, 2018

Karen

The ex-wife who took all the kids with her in the dumbass settlement.

John: Did you win? Alex: No, Lost it and Anna got custody. John: Fucking hell, that bitch is such a Karen.

by Crimson-Ed December 25, 2018

Karen

Karen is a very strict mother of 3, she only wears flats and almost always calls for the manager; if if the order is right, there is always a reason to call the manger in the mind of a Karen.

Waiter: Here is your order, any thing else I can do for you?
Karen: Umm, may I please see your manager?
Waiter: Why? What’s wrong with the order?
Karen: There is too much spice on my chicken

by poopoopeep October 13, 2019

Karen

A karen is usually a pretty chill kind of person it. She doesnt get mad easily but when she does, she usually wants some space or a bestfriend/boyfriend to comfort her. You dont wamt to get on Karen's bad side because she most likely has friends to back her up and jump on yo ass, like crazy black belted weirdos that would break your ribs. Karen might seem shy at first but if you get to know her, you will see the exact opposite. Karen is the most beautiful woman you'd ever meet. If you are lucky enough to have a Karen in your life, cherish her. You dont want to miss out on the sexy, beautiful, curvy woman named Karen

I wish karen could be mine

by CrazyNinjaBoi May 27, 2018

The Karen

A dry and passionless hand job

Steve couldn’t complain, but no one is ever truly happy about getting The Karen.

by Captain Bdrizzle May 4, 2018

Karen

That one bitch that always asks for the manager. Her hair is usually shoulder height and is blonde or brunette. Most Karens are anti vax moms and their kids will most likely die at the age of 4. She also likes to take the kids and the cheesecake.

Random guy: she is such a Karen

by ThatOneGuyk May 6, 2019

Karen

A Karen is one who tries desperatley to hide her true Karenish behaviour. Eventually though, it will come out - her eyes glaze over, she loses focus and starts speaking Karenese.

Endlessly amusing, and fun to tease. The best colleague ever, because when yu blame her for something, she isnt sure that she didnt do it!

Hey, im talking to you, you doing a Karen?

I dont understand you, stop speaking Karenese!

by Miauw Miauw February 9, 2010