Occurs when a man accidently hits himself in the junk as a result of a limb that has gone awry, or from an out-of-control object.
Usually acompanied by witnesses singing to the tune "Love Shack," except replacing the lyrics with "Junk Slap."
Usually acompanied by witnesses singing to the tune "Love Shack," except replacing the lyrics with "Junk Slap."
by RoflDave April 20, 2009
When a dude wears clothes too tight and you can see the outline of his junk. Male version of camel toe.
by Fuzzy Peaches May 01, 2009
Yusef: How come everytime I see her she lookin at my package?
Dixon: That's cause she a little junk watcher.
Dixon: That's cause she a little junk watcher.
by varrod April 18, 2010
when a group of guys (fully clothed) sit around with there legs spread open and everyone throws a ball that is passed around at another persons genitals to cause pain
my friends and i got bored so we played a game of open junk, fortunatly i didn't het hit in the junk.
by Troy Selover January 19, 2004
n. a punch in the nuts.
1. During exuberant play the toddler gave his dad an accidental junk shot he's staggering to recover from.
2. During exuberant drilling BP's negligent greed gave the planet a junk shot that it's staggering to recover from.
2. During exuberant drilling BP's negligent greed gave the planet a junk shot that it's staggering to recover from.
by ctrlU May 27, 2010
The deep groove of the band Mississippi Stranglers that can be so emotionally organic, so tribal, and so thick that it is simply referred to as Swamp Junk.
"Boy, them Mississippi Stranglers sure laid the swamp junk on thick last night!" - Finn
"Yeah, good thing I brought my waders. What a great show!" - Pigpen
"Yeah, good thing I brought my waders. What a great show!" - Pigpen
by Mississippi Stranglers July 06, 2010
I sent Jon some junk selfies over my lunch break today, he said they were so good it made it hard for him to work.
by Strawberry Milk February 26, 2014