rumbo jumbo

a rumbo jumbo is a large, typically obese seal.

Him: Hell yea brother it’s a rumbo jumbo
Me: indeed that is a rumbo jumbo

by obmujobmur August 13, 2024

New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo

When your school is being shot up and fuck the nearest hot dead body.

*Bang* *Bang* *Bang* Hey bob I know we getting shit at right now but I’m gonna go do the New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo on the teacher.

by bobby12636162552 November 4, 2022

Mumbo Jumbo

Used to describe something that is non-sense or is just stupid

Mumbo jumbo

by The Toxic Gecko May 12, 2020

Jumbo Shrimp

Used for silencing goofy people by shoving a pair up their nostrils. Can be tipped with hot sauce to potentially clear the sinuses and provide a smoking buzz.

Colin: "Yoo you guys want some Chocolate Pudding Lemon Nerds?"
Chris: "Yo Nick, get the fucking Jumbo Shrimp. This dude Colin needs to be silenced now."
Nick: "You want the hot sauce too?"
Chris: " Yeah this dude definitely needs it."

by SirGrammarNazii February 10, 2021

jumbo sized fucking cunt nugget

An abnormally large cunt nugget

You won't give me a blow job which makes you a jumbo sized fucking cunt nugget

by younggong May 16, 2025

Jumbo

The 36th President of the United States of America. Most notable for his Civil Rights legislation, his “Great Society” program of domestic reforms, and the escalation of America’s involvement in the Vietnam War.

“I’ve gotta take ol’ Jumbo here and give him some exercise. I wonder who I’ll fuck tonight”

by scrub_thugman June 17, 2024

the jumbo latte split

when you have a huge urge to take a shit and you try and run to the toilet but you trip over and shit your pants and as the poo soaks your clothes a random person in the crowd runs over to you and throws hot water on your face.

Jasmine: hey Hannah did you see that rich guy shit his pants in town yesterday I threw a cup of hot water on his face and gave him the jumbo latte split.

Hannah: LOL

by GETLITADVENTURTIME January 28, 2018