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Loser who spams you with videos of Hitler saying nien because he’s disappointed in society yet has no life. His cool sidekick is mochi and together they will steal the moon.
Mochi: oh it’s jonathan he’s really cool y’know

Chase: Ugh jonathan 🙄 such an idiot

Mochi: you bitch 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Jonathan: nien nien nien
Jonathan by Daddy Jason May 6, 2020
A thoughtful, loving, intelligent, strong, family oriented, sweet, masculine, athletic, and caring man.
Jonathans are incredibly sexy, without flaunting it, charming, intriguing, enticing, classically handsome, well-mannered, have gorgeous eyes, a stunning smile, and are true gentlemen.

When a Jonathan cares about you, then never let them go, because it'll be the biggest mistake of your life.
They also are extremely loyal partners and friends.
They're honest to a fault, but life's so much better with them in it, then without them.
I can't imagine my life without knowing my Jonathan.
"That guy is as fine as hell... he definitely has to be a Jonathan."

"Wow! That guy was so polite. He must have been a Jonathan."
Jonathan by Zana Bella February 4, 2021
A true gay hill-billy. Probably married to his brother, probably has 28 children, and most probably loves to catch catfish with his dick. You be warned, do not dare enter his swamp without his permission.
Jonathan: Ma there's another gator in the house!

Jonathan's ma: Another gator?! Give me that shovel!
Jonathan by Tutankhamun1 October 30, 2013
damn jonathan u have big cock
jonathan by Ohyesman1203 June 18, 2018
The name of someone who used to be kind, caring and gentle. People treated him like crap and now he's one of the most evil people around. He has very few friends and tends to show hatred towards everyone else. The only people he still cares about are his family. He is very selfish, manipulative, rude and greedy.
Girl: What ever happened to Jonathan?

Girl 2: He finally went off the deep end. Stay away from him.
Jonathan by wooby55 October 8, 2014
A rich Nazi who thinks he is funny but really not.
Jonathan: SaltyPants? More like EmptyPants!
Conner: No.. Just no
Jonathan by Ben Sacer October 31, 2016