the man with the broken peepee. very hot. the most amazingly stupid but still extremely gorgeous person alive!
the end
the end
by alinaandelenarock July 11, 2008
Hotter than Orlando Bloom.
Johnny Depp is hotter than Orlando Bloom
by NOT MIKE HARMS December 29, 2003
The closest thing to a perfect human being. He is so beautiful, both in the flesh and in the roles he portrays. As well as being ridiculously attractive, he is an incredible actor, underappreciated by new generations of fans for his roles in films such as Edward Scissorhands (who knew the eyes could act more effectively than the mouth?), Ed Wood and What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Recent successes include Secret Window, Pirates of the Carribean and Chocolat. Brilliant. He is the epitome of a sex god. Almost too good for planet Earth, baby.
Johnny Depp is absolutely fucking brilliant.
by Nicki November 15, 2004
when a guy creeps up on a girl while she is asleep and spoons with her. Known as the ultimate kind of awkwardness when the girl wakes up.
by JW Inc. Worldwide June 22, 2010
Johnny Cashing oneself is the act of wearing all black: black shoes, black slacks, black tie, black shirt, black coat.
by Vaultsy April 09, 2011
by XxDinnerDotComxX February 27, 2008
A singer and keyboard player. A member of three well know bands, The Blood Brothers, Neon Blonde, and Jaguar Love
He's just damn good.
He's just damn good.
by Jibotron October 20, 2007