Culinary euphemism pertaining to a week-old slice of pizza that the DOG wouldn't touch, when one is REALLY hungry.
Commonly associated with student or bachelor life-styles...
Commonly associated with student or bachelor life-styles...
by StangFtl February 01, 2010
The act of masturbating under your covers to the point of being so hot that you sweat, and are forced to rush your orgasm so you can resurface for fresh air.
by Bird-Watcher November 30, 2017
A move typically used by men’s running clubs, the beef jerky backhander is best deployed when 3 or more runners are occupying the same shower together after they’ve hit the pavement & busted out a ‘PB’. The move allows the user to pleasure the man behind him in the shower by placing his hand backwards and jerking the beef of his running companion. Purists often wait until later into the shower so that the skin of the erect penis shrivels in the heat and resembles actual beef jerky.
“Man, I showered with the dragons at lunch and One of them gave me a beef jerky backhander without lube. Apparently he wanted that beef aged.”
by Dragon Voyeur January 01, 2018
by Q-Tippy October 28, 2018
by Jerkyturkeyman August 10, 2022
n.1 The hooker by the bar opened up her legs and i could see her jerky sleeves.
n.2 I had my grandma knit me some jerky sleeves out of the beef that i brought home.
n.2 I had my grandma knit me some jerky sleeves out of the beef that i brought home.
by Tomakazi7322 November 23, 2007
by The Plowman November 27, 2012