The place internet perverts go when the Horny Police catch them being horny. Most people go to jail when they simp for streamers/anime characters. Every one gets a trial at the horny court and a horny lawyer before they go to horny jail. Beware Doge, wielder of baseball bat, bounty hunter who sends people to horny jail with one hit of his bat.
Person 1: SSSniperwolf is sooo hot! Would smash!
Person 2: Yessssssss!
Person 3: GUYS STOP BEFORE THE HORNY POLICE CATCH US!! We'll go to horny jail!!
(THIS IS THE HORNY POLICE! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP)
Person 1, 2, and 3,: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Person 2: Yessssssss!
Person 3: GUYS STOP BEFORE THE HORNY POLICE CATCH US!! We'll go to horny jail!!
(THIS IS THE HORNY POLICE! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP)
Person 1, 2, and 3,: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023
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guy 1-"Damn man look at that girl, shes fucking mad hot."
guy 2-"Dude dont think about it, shes jail bate."
guy 2-"Dude dont think about it, shes jail bate."
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Usually occurs while farting or "break"ing wind. During a windbreak a small unassuming turd seizes the opportunity and sneeks out while the door is open (so to speak).
I can't believe it, but I was out crop dusting in the hallway yesterday and had a jailbreak, so I had to visit the restroom for a cleanup on aisle 5.
by Chas501 August 21, 2008
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See also: Epic fail, death fail
See also: Epic fail, death fail
Steve: So I'm pretty sure I saw you pedipass last night.
Austin: Yeah, I hope it doesn't turn into jail fail.
Austin: Yeah, I hope it doesn't turn into jail fail.
by SargeSmith April 25, 2008
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Like Val Kilmer's bod at the end of the movie Felon or Edward Norton at the end of American History X.
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" I met this totally hot guy at the beach the other day, he was fucking jail buff! "
For example:
" I met this totally hot guy at the beach the other day, he was fucking jail buff! "
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A good plan, if you plan on maintaining your anal virginity.
A good plan, if you plan on maintaining your anal virginity.
by Assex 776 January 3, 2008
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