jacob

A guy who is a total jerk and an eggplant
hes a ducebag who every girl avoids because he can flip him eyelid and burp in your face
he has bad breath aka his super power "death breath"
he cant get a girl and has the skill of the Naruto Sexy JUSTU
he is dead inside and likes to get high on cheetos(dont ask)
him oppion never matters and none can be near him because he will roast u
He is a part of the COLT and MAFIA as well as......wait for it.......ILLUMONATI
YEAH THATS RIGHT
hes is the birth of a savage and a terrorist (rydney)
I bet u if he gives birth to a child, he would eat it
just saying!

What a Jacob!

by NARUTO!!!!!! December 20, 2017

jacob

likes sports and is usually nice and a great friend but can take a joke way too far or get really overcompetitive and be kind of an asshole

"omg jacob's so funny"
"yeah but he's being a real dick today"

by pharell-is-sad May 6, 2017

Jacob

Jacob is shy ,clumsy and smart when he want to be and he loves anime and manga and is always a victim he loves music and singing he likes to walk alone he hates people

Katlin: Hey that jacob he so ugly uhg

Jacob: i wonder why everybody hates me

by Jason reaper September 13, 2017

Jacob

A Jacob is typically a small insignificant male who absolutely despises himself, but is also okay with himself. He always feels like shit, but he always acts like he is fine because he doesn't want to burden people with his issues. If he has siblings, he loves them to death and always wants to help them with their problems. He makes terrible, and I mean terrible jokes because he knows they're terrible, and he does it to annoy people. A Jacob is usually a charming individual, who can convince most people to give him what he wants. When a Jacob is depressed, he fabricates a thought that everyone should hate him, and he will go out of his way to make people hate him. He can seem like a terrible friend at times, but when you really need him, he'll always come through.

Person 1: Hey Jacob, how's it going?
Jacob: Fuck you, I want food.

by Gitts November 22, 2017

Jacob

Jacob is the nicest, funniest and most caring person ever. Though he may be shy at first, if you get to know him he's a great friend. He's very modest, so modest he doesn't know how to take a compliment. Girls chase him around and go crazy over him, except there will be one girl who is one of his best friends that ends up falling for him but thinks she'll never be good enough for him. That's Jacob for you.

Girl: Hey Jacob
Jacob: Hey, what's up
G: Not much, I was just wondering if you'd like to hang out sometime
J: Sure, that sounds like fun

by DiamondXD November 29, 2018

Jacob

A fat dwarf-midgit who is a tranny with a 5mm penis

That Jacob is so cool

by gyhippo August 22, 2011

Jacob

(This applies to some Jacobs only) Rude, inconsiderate, a backstabber, and has the filthiest mind around. No really, he won't shut up. Ever. He constantly makes fun of you and doesn't like you for who you are. He and his brainwashed drone tend to walk around the school making gross, impolite, or unfunny jokes. If you see a Jacob, make sure he's one of the good ones before you talk to him. This kind I'm describing will usually think that everything he says is hilarious and that everyone loves him. He apparently doesn't know how to apologize, and believes that he's never wrong. Oh yeah, and the bad Jacob likes to spread rumors and start drama. Be careful around Jacobs, some can be really cool people but others...

"Hey did you see that new kid, Jacob?"
"Yeah but I think he's one of the Bad Jacobs."
"Why?"
"Let's see, he makes fun of everyone he meets, he won't quiet himself for one second, and can't stop making filthy jokes."

by YourTrueAdvisor May 28, 2013