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ivan is so bald that his speed is amazing due to his aerodynamic bald head.
ivan by AwayFlewMyKeyboard February 11, 2022
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A loser who has no friends and calls every guy in the world a cutie and does not get over the fact he looks like a toothbrush and gets no bitches.
Ivan gets no bitches.
Ivan by semajames123 February 25, 2022
Omg Ivan's dick is soooo massive
Ivan by Pedo-File March 4, 2022
Ivan, a pansexual genderfluid human who uses they/them pronounces. Stand akutagawa (aka eyebrowless guy) and claims to be serious and emo at all times unless they put /j. so does that mean they are emo and joking?
Ivan? Oh the cool person with the BEAST!akutagawa pfp?
Ivan by childesolosyourfav March 19, 2022
A great person who is very good at YBA. Has never lost a game in anything and is always getting straight A's. Has the greatest taste in games and gets all the bitches.
Person 1: Ivan is so great!
Person 2: I know right!!!
Ivan by Wolfan May 2, 2022
Ivan is the type of dude to like being stepped on by an anime chick like makima
Makima: You mongrel *steps on ivan*

Ivan:*clearly enjoys it*
Ivan by tp meme May 5, 2022