Ivan

a thick nigga with balls.

yo do you see that wild ivan? he got some big ass balls.

by Bloody Paradox January 30, 2022

ivan

bald.

ivan is so bald that his speed is amazing due to his aerodynamic bald head.

by AwayFlewMyKeyboard February 11, 2022

Ivan

A loser who has no friends and calls every guy in the world a cutie and does not get over the fact he looks like a toothbrush and gets no bitches.

Ivan gets no bitches.

by semajames123 February 25, 2022

Ivan

Has a massive ass dick

Omg Ivan's dick is soooo massive

by Pedo-File March 4, 2022

Ivan

Ivan, a pansexual genderfluid human who uses they/them pronounces. Stand akutagawa (aka eyebrowless guy) and claims to be serious and emo at all times unless they put /j. so does that mean they are emo and joking?

Ivan? Oh the cool person with the BEAST!akutagawa pfp?

by childesolosyourfav March 19, 2022

Ivan

A great person who is very good at YBA. Has never lost a game in anything and is always getting straight A's. Has the greatest taste in games and gets all the bitches.

Person 1: Ivan is so great!
Person 2: I know right!!!

by Wolfan May 2, 2022

Ivan

The sexiest man alive! Smart,funny,sweet,super attractive, amazing lovers,great body,large penis. Can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a ivan you are very lucky to have them in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable ! Be on the lookout for them tho because they might steal your Panda Express!

Ivan ur such a big boy now
Give me my Panda Express back ivan!

by Currymunchwe497 June 11, 2022