fungal infection

an infectious condition consisting of a parasitic fungus.

"put your cock away bro, why does that thing have mushrooms growing on it dude, that's honestly really grody"
"please Murray, I don't want to see that thing"
"dude, this is a school, put that away before someone walks past"
"dude, that's a legit fungal infection, thank god you haven't been able to transmit it"

by shitpostinghotgirl April 10, 2024

rule of the infected

be ready for the infected to rise

zombie apocolysps rule of the infected

by Vaance December 14, 2010

Furry Infection

A Rblox game that furry haters go on to kill furries, its just infection tag but furries are the zombies and humans are the humans, kinda obvious. When you're a furry you can punch people and grab people, punching is just a punch that does a little bit of damage, grabbing forces the human to spam the spacebar or for mobile tap the screen 15 times to get out of the furries grasp. Humans can use a bat to hit furries, theres also a metal bat around the map that does more damage, if i'm gonna be honest theres 2 halves of the game, humans that HATE furries, and furries that like being furries in the game, some arguments happen here and there,

Person 1: Hey wanna play furry infection on Roblox

Person 2: No furries are weird .

by bananas are pretty yummy1234 November 21, 2022

does this look infected?

Use in an ironical way to make fun of people dumb enough to ask medical advice on the internet

- does this look infected?
- Yes , you will probably die

by Robot-chicken July 15, 2014

Mother And Father Is Infecting Everybody

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "Mother And Father Is Infecting Everybody".

by ToheGavelisoNotiloni January 19, 2025

pinworm infection

pinworm infection

pinworm infection.

by Debskelly1985 April 11, 2023

Jizz infection

Sex without a condom is great when your on birth control. Love it 😄 jizz infection is when sperm penetrates the walls inside your vagina, and it begins to peal. The thin vagina wall mixes with the sperm and yeast begins to grow with the semen. What goes in must come out, and he might not eat you out with a fishy odour.

I'm using plain yogurt to get the jizz infection to go away.

by Golove November 2, 2019