stab your shit

Stabbing someone in the gut so hard that the object used in said stabbing protrudes out of the victims ass.
That guy in V for Vendetta will stab your shit.
by Jimmy Timebomb February 20, 2013
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Shit your pants

The worst thing that can ever happen to you
Guy 1: you shit your pants?
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: *laughs*
by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 24, 2022
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sandbag your shit

When making a levy and running out of sand to fill the bags you then use human feces because your dumb ass is too stupid to vacate new orleans even in the impending devastation of a hurricane named katrina your spade ass was warned in advance was going to fuck you up and you and the rest of the jiggaboos ended up in the superdome cause shit in retrospect makes bad sand bags...dance monkeys dance flig your monkey turds
Yo Sheniquah sandbag your shit with lemonjello cause you dont know how weather works.
by Heather hammered February 01, 2018
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A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 09, 2021
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Shitting your dick

When something makes you made
When you're mad
“Don’t talk to me in not in the mood right now”
“Quit shitting your dick
by decomplex December 10, 2022
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stop your shit

a term coined by a certain st.lucian graphics designer. Mean stop bothering me or stop talking.
cercie stop your shit.
by thelucianbatman July 02, 2023
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your shit

"your shit" is a expression towards people that cant dress, spends 80$ on a cup, also having difficulty on gaining weight"
for example, jordan got a ride to ginza since hes never has a ride, the minute he arrived all his friends began to yell out "your shit"
by cokefather44 January 20, 2024
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