a black and mild which is modified slightly so that it contains tasty tobacco from the black as well as weed to deliver a two in one punch that will leave you wanting more. this is done by twisting the black to empty about half of the cigar and replace it with grass. this method can be used by rolling amatures or rookies to provide perfect form in a blunt
by Robd89c June 13, 2006
7 days of camping with no showers. And the last day my girl gave me a wild blumpkin. She came out looking like she ate a bag of dirt.
by aaron gilmore July 20, 2010
Often seen roaming the grounds of the local Starbucks or other pseudo-social environment, the wild doucheberry wears outrageously stupid outfits and believes he commands the adoration of all in the vicinity... while in reality he lives in a sad world of self aggrandizement and false superiority.
Wild doucheberry, three-o'clock... check out those knee socks, loafers and board shorts. Where in the world does that guy get all of that confidence?
by CallItAsISeeIt May 19, 2017
A tall man with a sizable boiler, an extremely large nose, and patchy beard witch usually reminds him of his broken career
by Boliver T. Shagnasty April 06, 2019
by clubpenguinwaslit December 11, 2018
When you pee in the wild. If you were on a walk or something and you'd just drunk two bottles of water so your bladder was burstingly full you'd have to nip into the bushes to do a wild pee. There are different kinds of wild pee,
1. the male kind (in which the male turns away and pretends to be studying the scenery whilst actually they've undone their fly and are peeing),
2. or the female kind (which is far more uncomfortable and involves squatting in a bush and hoping no one notices)
3. or the lunatic kind (which is where you strip naked and pes in FULL view of everyone) 4. or finally the irritating kind (which is where someone, typically teenage males) pee in an inconvenient place, such as on the path where you are likely to walk then strip).
1. the male kind (in which the male turns away and pretends to be studying the scenery whilst actually they've undone their fly and are peeing),
2. or the female kind (which is far more uncomfortable and involves squatting in a bush and hoping no one notices)
3. or the lunatic kind (which is where you strip naked and pes in FULL view of everyone) 4. or finally the irritating kind (which is where someone, typically teenage males) pee in an inconvenient place, such as on the path where you are likely to walk then strip).
Alex: hey, Jane, whats up?
Jane: I really need a pee!
Alex: have a wild pee then!
Jane: OK!
1. Oh look, he's enjoying the scenery, nowait, HE'S PEEING!
2. What's she doing down there? Oh, right. Peeing. Sorry!
3. OMG!! Look away!! That dude's naked and peeing!! GROSS!!!!
4. Whoa!! Damn I just slipped in some pee.
Jane: I really need a pee!
Alex: have a wild pee then!
Jane: OK!
1. Oh look, he's enjoying the scenery, nowait, HE'S PEEING!
2. What's she doing down there? Oh, right. Peeing. Sorry!
3. OMG!! Look away!! That dude's naked and peeing!! GROSS!!!!
4. Whoa!! Damn I just slipped in some pee.
by a.k is awesome:-) July 16, 2014