Blowin' The Sheets

1. When your dryer breaks and you have to finish drying your sheets with a blow dryer.

2. When yo gurl given you da brain and she don't want dat extra knowledge shootin da back of her throat, so she wraps yo knob wit da sheets as if it were some type o' condom, birth control shit.
1. Kyle's sheets were wet, so he put them in the dryer to dry. The dryer had some sort of malfunction, so Kyle just blew 'em dry with his mom's blow dryer.

2. Earnest: Yo my nigga ralph, my bitch was given me dat brain in da library yestaday and she took 'dese sheets out her jansport backpack and went to town on my dick!

Ralph: OH SHIT! I heard bout dat blowin' the sheets move, heard dats illegal in 30 countries.

Earnest: Ya nigga shit's a straight felony
by ShlomoBeyer December 22, 2010
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starched sheets

the aftermath following nasty sex in bed.

usually associated with cum stains and snail trails
That girl I met last night is a freak! I woke up this morning with starched sheets!
by Kodine419 August 25, 2010
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between the sheets

im gonan get between the sheets with them for sure.
by JaeRae March 23, 2004
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Sheet Burn

Burn marks similar to carpet burns. Only difference is sheet burns come from bed sheets. Rough sex, hardcore sex, and "Wrestling" in bed are usually the cause of sheet burns.
Damn you and your wife were hella loud yesterday! Is that a sheet burn on your arm?!
by Sou July 06, 2005
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Rap Sheet

Your social, dating and sexual history that is gathered by word of mouth in a given community
How was your first date with Judy last night?"...."Dude, from her line of questioning, she had clearly pulled my rap sheet"
by Buckhead Hillbilly February 23, 2011
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Shit the sheets

To fail on an astronomical level; to achieve little despite putting forth effort.
"I studied for that Chem test for like 2 weeks, but I still shit the sheets on it."
by Karl Karlsen November 18, 2013
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