Can Cheese

Popular Canadian mid-winter dessert. Crusty cheese sitting on a meat platter left out from a party that ended hours earlier is melted over a tiny coke can using an electric space heater from Crappy tire , typically in a basement.
Brian : Hey man the Can Cheese is ready.

Jer: what the hell are you doing!
by Jerman900 March 02, 2017
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synthetic cans

The sound of aluminum or steel cans (typically the size of dog food cans) being struck for use in some types of Hi-NRG music. Created by either computer software synthesis or synthesizer hardware synthesis.

No actual cans are struck or damaged when synthetic cans are used.
The song, "EURODISCO 'New Hi-NRG' (2012)" has the sound of synthetic cans; you may also hear synthetic birds in it.
by Telephony January 02, 2015
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Bitch Can

When an individual is a complete disappointment to everyone.
Tom had to clean the house all day and went to bed after. He was a real bitch can!
by Erinmariemke February 02, 2019
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tomato can

N. In a fight, someone who is terribly outmatched by their opponent, and gets beaten quite easily, with no glory going to the victor.
The president of the chess club was little more than a tomato can when he picked a fight with the captain of the wrestling team.
by Eric Ibrey Dean August 23, 2005
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jerry can

A five gallon metal can (usually green) with three tubular handles on top and a metal screw on/off cap used by the military to hold gasoline, diesel fuel, etc.
Hey Corporal Smith! Get your ass down to the fuel farm and fill up those jerry cans ASAP!
by DGUSMC February 14, 2008
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canned bread

canned bread is the greatest thing sinced sliced bread
by penguin27 April 20, 2004
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can of whoopass

Retribution; or an act which manifests such. Commonly used in conjunction with the verb "to open up a". Also see whoop-ass and to get medieval on.
Are you going to quit whining, or am I gonna have to open up a can of whoopass on you?
by Sparkly Minx November 16, 2003
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