Desert ferret

A desert ferret is a term used to describe a very boring person

That Danny is a proper desert ferret isn’t he

by Hazeder January 24, 2020

Desert throat

When a girl is parched, has no spit left in her mouth and attempts to give a man oral sex.

"This bitch Alexa almost gave me desert throat last night. I told her I would not partake until she drank some water"

by slanrag April 21, 2017

desert hamburger

A really dry piece of meat.

OMG she had the worst desert hamburger.

by SenorYumYum November 23, 2017

desert fuck

A woman with a dry vagina during sex.
Referring her vagina to a dry dessert

She was a desert fuck.
We ran out of lube and it became a desert fuck

by "MADMAN" December 27, 2020

desert canary

A wild burro or donkey

If you listen closely you can hear a desert canary braying in the distance.

by Panamintburro November 29, 2017

desert trip

when driving thru the southern california desert on your way to las vegas, making stops at rest stops maybe smoke a cigarette or 2, stopping at gas stations and buying munchies for the road, blasing a great CD on your cd player having a great magical time on your way to the sin city driving thru one of the most amazing deserts

(cris) you got that joint?

(bob) yeah i do..

(cris) fire it up!! lets stop at that gas station to

get munchies for the desert trip

(bob) im down..

by NASTYBASH January 2, 2011

desert stick

A chapped d**k

Put Lotion on your desert stick.

by Anonomiss December 20, 2013