Mush Session

The term used when a guy is trying to perform intercourse with a flaccid penis

The act of "mushing" a flaccid penis into an orifice with little to no success.

We didn't have sex because he couldn't perform.

I needed a shoe horn and rubber-band to get me out of that mush session.

by msled December 25, 2010

Mush Artist

Someone that doesn't pay gambling losses. Someone that doesn't pay debts in general.

That mush artist Ralph never paid 3 different bookies.

Don't loan that mush artist any money.

by Boston_Larry June 27, 2013

Mush Puss

Another way to say you have a sweaty vagina.

“These pants give me mush puss.”

by Lari5642 August 22, 2020

Poodle Mush

the aftermath of hannah’s grandmas car crash where she killed evas grandma

man there was so much poodle mush

by pinkcumeva November 21, 2020

Mush Bush

when that pussy stank ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°) or cloudiness of the brain ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

“Have you been around Sharon?”
“No but Justin says she has mush bush”

“I can smell your mush bush from a mile away”

“I failed my test yesterday because I have mush bush”

by nihilisticpapi March 9, 2022

Mush Bug

A term of endearment my boyfriend called me after I sent him a picture of us kissing and he declared I was too mushy.

“You’re too mushy, you’re a mush bug.”

by Shyonecs October 30, 2019

mush diving

“Mush diving” is a slang in some parts of the workd for cunnilingus mainly in elderly population.

Oh, the old man always enjoys mush diving!

by GSS master September 22, 2018