- Did you see that bitch Heather today at school? She thinks she's all cool with her Sidekick and Ugg boots.
- Dang, she ain't no ironaut...she got those boots at Payless.
- Dang, she ain't no ironaut...she got those boots at Payless.
by paulewog March 14, 2005
Get the ironaut mug.A sexual act resulting in the electric shock and possible electocution caused by any combination of the following: malfunctioning electrical supply, punctured waterbed or drunk chicks from northern Minnesota's Iron Range.
I got an "Iron Range Shocker" when I turned on the lights to watch Linda's blow me on the leaky waterbed.
by LC_ontherange May 22, 2011
Get the Iron Range Shocker mug.Shit that is so big that whoever is taking such a shit is in so much pain that he/she feels like that iron man is crawling out of his/her ass
by Defile January 15, 2015
Get the iron shit mug.by KaedeISpie October 20, 2020
Get the imoonii mug.The Iron Butt is a large device, used as a replacement of one's butt. It is a large gray and dark blue machine with many wires, gears, pipes, lights, and other things sticking out of it. Concept-wise, it is a machine that doctors use in Bikini Bottom if a patient's butt is severely injured.
The Iron Butt is a parody of a device called the "Iron Lung," which was used for breathing problems because of Polio and Botulism.
The Iron Butt is a parody of a device called the "Iron Lung," which was used for breathing problems because of Polio and Botulism.
“One more injury like that and you could wind up like that poor creature there, in the Iron Butt.”
“Oh man, it itches!”
“Oh man, it itches!”
by WeWillAllDieSoon June 3, 2021
Get the Iron Butt mug.When you run for office in a Democratic system, lose the vote, declare yourself the winner anyway and accuse everyone else of being the ones in denial.
"Before the election was called, I had a pretty good feeling about it, so I preemptively declare victory and anointed myself an Anarcho-Monarch of Ottowa. Then to my shock and also not shock at all, the elites appointed their own puppet-leader instead, Zed Shabibe. Or something, I dunno, I wasn't paying attention. I'm calling upon my supporters to not recognize the legitimacy of these so-called 'elected officials' unless it's ever me."
-- Jreg satirizing Post-Ironic Democracy in "I Won (And By A Lot)"
-- Jreg satirizing Post-Ironic Democracy in "I Won (And By A Lot)"
by The Logical Fallacy December 24, 2022
Get the Post-Ironic Democracy mug.Wisconsin Waffle Iron - When you poop on an open laptop and close it, pressing all the waste into the keys and leaving a waffle-like pattern.
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