Illinois

The BEST state in the Union. From the bluffs and hill country in the south to the massive Chicago metropolis to the north, the beaches on Lake Michigan to the east, and the river valleys to the west, Illinois has got it all.

Illinois ROCKS like no other!

by chi-town baller October 10, 2005

illiterate

In some circles, used as a synonym for incompotent in any way, regardless of any reading ability. For example, it could be used to describe a bad driver, someone who sucks at videogames, or someone who fails a test.

OMG, you illiterate n00b!

by jmtas June 14, 2006

illigained

aquired in a bad or shady way.

She made 200,000 dollars a year but it was illigained.

by Bianca Stelly October 15, 2007

Illiance

To mutter strings of words incoherently in an attempt to insult a coworker

Chris Gilpatrick exuded illiance when attempting to come up with a sarcastic retort.

by Coworker1111 April 8, 2009

Illicegit

1. The Act of being so illegal that what you're doing is legal.

2. Doing something morally right but legally wrong.

3. When talking about the opposite sex, to describe someone that is unbelievably hot that they should legally be made illegal.

Killing that dude who raped his sister was illicegit.

"Man that girl is so Illicegit"

by KEFstorm May 28, 2009

Illigator

noun
1.a Swagtasticly large semiaquatic reptile similar to a crocodile but with pimpin glasses and a moustache. Native to Illinois.

This Illigator almost ate me then it decided I wasn't worth it's time.

by Anthopauligyst January 31, 2014

Illinois pot pie

The act of shitting on a dick, riding it, then using the shit as a shampoo and conditioner

"Yeah my girl gave me an Illinois pot pie last night. "
"Nice!"

by Gayyyyyy November 14, 2016