1: Hey man, that mug sucks.
2: I thought it was funny, but now that I think of it, why did I even buy this mug?
2: I thought it was funny, but now that I think of it, why did I even buy this mug?
by Why did I even buy this mug? April 24, 2024

by Wolf murder November 18, 2023

The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.
Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?
Friend 2: ...I did something
Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?
Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...
Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?
Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...
Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)
Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?
Friend 2: ...I did something
Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?
Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...
Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?
Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...
Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)
Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.
by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024

"The joyous declaration of a newbie in Plane Crazy, proudly showcasing their latest in-game gadgetry, albeit with a charming disregard for grammatical conventions"
-Someone in Plane Crazy Community
-Someone in Plane Crazy Community
Every time a new player zooms past me without firing a single shot, I'm reminded of the classic 'When I join Plane Crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on' moment."
by YeetTheAn3On March 23, 2024

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?
BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake
BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake
by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

When someone in the group chat (or in general) says something no one asked about in the conversation.
Bill Cosby Group Chat
John:yo tim, you wont believe it something crazy happened at the mall today!
Tim:what happened?
John:I saw THE Bill Cosby in the mall today harrassing a woman!
Tim:YOOO THATS SICK!! Did you take any pictures?
Bob:yo what happened?
John:I Just saw THE Bill Cosby in the mall today!
Bob:Who?
John:What do you mean who? This entire group chat is about bill cosby!
Bob: ASKED!!! Hahaha, haha, haaa...
Tim:Did i ask?
Bob:what?
Tim:For you to stay in this group chat?
Bob was kicked from the group chat.
John:yo tim, you wont believe it something crazy happened at the mall today!
Tim:what happened?
John:I saw THE Bill Cosby in the mall today harrassing a woman!
Tim:YOOO THATS SICK!! Did you take any pictures?
Bob:yo what happened?
John:I Just saw THE Bill Cosby in the mall today!
Bob:Who?
John:What do you mean who? This entire group chat is about bill cosby!
Bob: ASKED!!! Hahaha, haha, haaa...
Tim:Did i ask?
Bob:what?
Tim:For you to stay in this group chat?
Bob was kicked from the group chat.
by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022

by I like beans on toast July 24, 2023
