Female who claims she is "done" having any type of relations with a certain member of the opposite sex, but continues sleeping over his house every weekend in secret.
Friend: Hey what are you doing?
Hypocritical Whore: Nothing, home, my mom won't let me go out.
(She's actually at the opposite sex's house)
Hypocritical Whore: Nothing, home, my mom won't let me go out.
(She's actually at the opposite sex's house)
by iPolishprincess April 5, 2011
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Teacher: You need to do well in school, obtain a college degree so you can do well in life.
Student: So why was George Bush president when he had a C average?
Teacher: Don't ask me, as the government.
Student: HYPOCRITE!!!!!!!!!
Example 2:
Doctor: You need to stop smoking. As you should know smoking causes cancer that may lead to death.
Patient: Sure, doctor. I will.
Outside
Doctor: *takes out a cigarette and lights it up*
Patient: *just so happens to walk out and see him and points* HYPOCRITE!!!!
Doctor: SHIT! D:
Teacher: You need to do well in school, obtain a college degree so you can do well in life.
Student: So why was George Bush president when he had a C average?
Teacher: Don't ask me, as the government.
Student: HYPOCRITE!!!!!!!!!
Example 2:
Doctor: You need to stop smoking. As you should know smoking causes cancer that may lead to death.
Patient: Sure, doctor. I will.
Outside
Doctor: *takes out a cigarette and lights it up*
Patient: *just so happens to walk out and see him and points* HYPOCRITE!!!!
Doctor: SHIT! D:
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hypocriticalassfuckery - v.
Disambiguation
hypocriticalassfuckery was a term first used in the African tribes of Kh'elmari in 1660. It meant "to go full retard", but was later adopted by the Dutch and Belgian colonists and used to describe the sincere and honest contradiction in a statement.
Disambiguation
hypocriticalassfuckery was a term first used in the African tribes of Kh'elmari in 1660. It meant "to go full retard", but was later adopted by the Dutch and Belgian colonists and used to describe the sincere and honest contradiction in a statement.
Hypocriticalassfuckery
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"Wow, did you listen to that Fox reporter last night? She sure hypocriticalassfuckeried the hell out of those news"
E.g
"Wow, did you listen to that Fox reporter last night? She sure hypocriticalassfuckeried the hell out of those news"
by Fukkunchanyo May 15, 2014
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by Dman Heman May 3, 2019
Get the Hypocrite mug.-A person(A) who tells a somebody else(B) not to do something, but the A just does it himself/herself.
Example:
Hypocrite: You need to stop being mean to that FNAF character! (Not really a FNAF character)
Later...
Random Person: I hate the 3.0 bodies in my opinion.
Hypocrite: Are you an IDIOT? Everyone hates those, dumbo.
Hypocrite: You need to stop being mean to that FNAF character! (Not really a FNAF character)
Later...
Random Person: I hate the 3.0 bodies in my opinion.
Hypocrite: Are you an IDIOT? Everyone hates those, dumbo.
by MightyandSonic November 2, 2014
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Hypocrite: It is so wrong of that girl to stereotype me for being Mexican. Gosh girls are stupid.
Me: Congrats you fucking are a fucking dumb fucking hypocrite
Me: Congrats you fucking are a fucking dumb fucking hypocrite
by Chillice September 19, 2016
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