Hump day

The day celebrated just for humpin

It's hump day? Sweet, now I'm gonna go home and hump my girlfriend

by Family Jew July 26, 2018

humpf

a feeling of utter frustration, but in a cute girlie way

"humpf, I'm too sleepy to wake up."

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

hump day date

When two people go on a date on a Wednesday, also known as "hump day," there is an expectation of sex or some sexual act.

When is your date?
Wednesday.
Haven't you only been out a few times?
Yeah, but we really like each other so it's time for a hump day date.

by humpdaydayta January 21, 2010

elephant hump

when you grab someone by their shoulders and pull them down while you ram yourknee into their ass. It makes them feel like they gotta shit sooo bad.

I gave justin timberlake an elephant hump 3 days ago and I haven't seen him since. George lopez said that justin's still takin a crap.

by Sexaddict101 March 24, 2008

Mid week hump

When you are really tired in the middle of the week and you want it to be over. Or having sex on a Wednesday.

"Wow i would never get threw the week without my mid week hump."

by chris122790 May 21, 2007

hump hunt

can be used as a noun or verb.
n. the search for someone to have sex with as soon as possible.
v. searching for someone to have sex with as soon as possible.

(noun) Jessica and Juliette took off by themselves on a hump hunt.
(verb) When you hump hunt, take your own car or make sure you have a friend to pick you up.

by booty-call expert April 7, 2006

Email Hump

When you send an email to a group, and someone on the grouplist has to write back to the group and 'dominate'. They have to get the last word and come across as the most superior in the group. Like when a dog humps another dog to dominate it.

Look at that reply. Dwight email humps me every time I send instructions to the team. He's such an insecure ass!

by Sir Humped a Lot April 15, 2008