Someone who doesnt have the heart to run a guy off, so they put out welcome mats and give him food a few hours after they tell him to stay out or leave.
Fuck fake hospitality, let a guy know that nobody likes him. Reality is better than a facade of hospitality and insincere friendliness. A false apology is the same thing as fake hospitality, it's better to go ahead and let somebody you're not sorry about what happened, and you never will be, since that is how you really feel about something.
by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020
Get the Fake hospitalitymug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6>Hospitalization Is The Angel Number "'6385'" <.7.9.7.6.>mug. A band-Aid shop where you are forgot about in the hospital room and almost die from a paper cut because all they know how to do is pump you full of morphine
by Bigslongdong133456 September 18, 2020
Get the urbana hospitalmug. by CoolKidClanMyGuysCoolYouKnow April 7, 2019
Get the Hospitemug. Hotel Hospitality is act of pooping on a one night stand's pillow before you make your escape. Such as to leave a courtesy mint on a hotel pillow.
Skip: "Yeah bruh I totally gave that girl some hotel hospitality this morning while she was in the shower."
Pete: "Oh gnarly, wet or dry?"
Pete: "Oh gnarly, wet or dry?"
by NikkiCorpse November 21, 2014
Get the Hotel Hospitalitymug. A term famously coined by Clockwork, for when he mournfully announces to the lads that he’s once again succumbed to his incessant need to return to Harrogate District Hospital for the fourth time in a week.
by Greengasbrown March 21, 2022
Get the Going Hospitalmug. The most dangerous place in the anarchy that is Florida. Claimed by General Electric in 2013 when Agent Smith somehow became a doctor in the hospital, people who need to be hooked up to life support fucking die in a powerplant.
Usually, because of how horny Smith is, he will fuck a random patient but the pull out right before he cums and then cums all over the patient. Don’t forget that his cum will give a person Matrix COVID, which he created. A few weeks back, some Australian idiot walked into this hospital. Let’s say that she’s been hiding for quite some time now
Usually, because of how horny Smith is, he will fuck a random patient but the pull out right before he cums and then cums all over the patient. Don’t forget that his cum will give a person Matrix COVID, which he created. A few weeks back, some Australian idiot walked into this hospital. Let’s say that she’s been hiding for quite some time now
Doctor 1:“Yo how tf did that patient just suddenly disappear. Why is Smith copying himself onto everybody?
Doctor 2: This is Aventura Hospital. Y’know Smith infects everyone he sees because of his transformation fetish
Doctor 1: OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK
Smith: I can hear you…
Doctor 2: This is Aventura Hospital. Y’know Smith infects everyone he sees because of his transformation fetish
Doctor 1: OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK
Smith: I can hear you…
by Bambianca December 25, 2021
Get the Aventura Hospitalmug.