Hooded Merganser

an uncircumcised penis.

Example 1: Hey girl, you ready for this hooded merganser!

Example 2:
Dude 1: Damn bro, you rocking that hooded merganser!
Dude 2: Hell yeah man, my parents didn’t believe in circumcision.

by theHoodedMerganser March 27, 2023

Bus to Hoboken

Mobster slang for “eliminating” a rival.

Looks like Jimmy ain’t paying his debts and needs to be put on a bus to Hoboken.

by Kerberos_32 June 14, 2023

hobosexual

A person with sexual affinities toward homeless people. At least one regional variation means to prefer sex on a moving freight train.

Derrick's going under the overpass again tonight. He's such a hobosexual.

by Leefy Greans July 20, 2008

hobosexual

To be sexually aroused by homeless people.

Heather you are a hobosexual because you have sex with homeless people.

by LaSporgenza33 December 6, 2002

hoboner

When a homeless man is aroused and becomes tumescent, he has achieved a hoboner;

or

When a man desires to become intimate with a street person;

This guy on the subway was totally starring at me, and it was like so disgusting. I think he had a hoboner!

You know that chick who lives in the Frigidaire box behind the upholstery shop? Man, have I got a hoboner for her!

by Hobo Bidet March 27, 2011

hooded plopper

A name mistake made while hungover and possibly still drunk from the prior night on holidays at a beach that is a nature preserve for a bird called the hooded plover. Often followed by an embaressing and photographed impresonation of what you think a hooded plopper is, inspiring you to cover your head with a beach towel and squat down as though using the bathroom. Documented as a distant relative to the "walking bird" resulting in an hilarious phone call to gary to tell him you are at his cousins house.

"OMG why are you squating with a towel on your head?" "Haha the sign says hooded plopper so im being one" "No, its hooded plover, are you still drunk from last night?"

by beachafterparty January 14, 2009

Hooded Hawk

An uncircumcised penis. The extra foreskin is like wearing a hooded sweatshirt.

What the hell is that!? I've never seen a penis like that?!
Oh that's just my hooded hawk... ka kaw!

by dodgerdude04 August 1, 2010