No joke hikes are hikes that more than a "hike" in the suburbs, where moms go to the park for a 30 minute "hike" and then head to the bar. No joke hikes are at least four miles long, you may even schedule your vacations to have these types of hikes in them and they are not an excuse just to head to the bar.
Me: I have to get in shape for this trip?
Them: Where are you going?
Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles.
Them: WoW! Thats a no-joke hikes!
Them: Where are you going?
Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles.
Them: WoW! Thats a no-joke hikes!
by Siouxsie Supertramp January 11, 2021
Get the no-joke hikesmug. Someone who is overly dressed and prepared in hiking gear whilst walking around town centers. But never actually's goes hiking. The pikey's of hiking, Hikees.
Why walk around town dress like you are going to climb mount Everest but never go hiking,. thats why they are urban Urban Hikee's
by mrhappybond November 4, 2009
Get the Urban Hikeemug. Going to any sort of outdoor nature location with the express purpose of smoking weed and not actually caring about hiking.
by bababoooeyy September 28, 2023
Get the California hikemug. To go out on a good long journey mostly to rejuvenate oneself.. i went to kananaskis last year where were you? A journey close to home but yet far away..
by Soloaliks July 17, 2020
Get the Hikemug. When someone is asked to go on a hike while they are under the influence and then lied to about the duration and difficulty of the hike.
Example/context of Hike Rape
Rapist- “Hey you wanna hike tomorrow it’s only about 2 hours and not that hard”
Victim- (Not even entirely sure what tf they just said) “Sure why not” (Hike proceeds to be 7 hours with multiple near death situations and victim becomes dehydrated to the point of near death )
Rapist- “Hey you wanna hike tomorrow it’s only about 2 hours and not that hard”
Victim- (Not even entirely sure what tf they just said) “Sure why not” (Hike proceeds to be 7 hours with multiple near death situations and victim becomes dehydrated to the point of near death )
by Sukelevens June 5, 2021
Get the hike rapemug. The most hellish and painful experiences on the planet. It starts off with a simple walk. And about 90 pounds on your body. For 21 kilometers. A big "fuck you" given to US Marines before they redeploy.
Hey Martinez, you want to go to McDonald's?
Nah man, I can't get fat before the Conditioning Hike.
Oh fuck, I forgot!
Nah man, I can't get fat before the Conditioning Hike.
Oh fuck, I forgot!
by Doc Of the Walk March 30, 2015
Get the conditioning hikemug. I am a rich little white girl tho too so I can bring whatever you want to eat supper out or do you know what you think you are looking for a divorce and family members in the evening
by Cheesekaker November 20, 2022
Get the hikemug.