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hide the poo

a game, originating from a small indigenous tribe in the amazon where one member would excrete into ones hand and hide the poo in the personal belongings of another tribe member's humble abode. Discovered by the Spanish in 1864 the game has become a worldwide phenomenon. including such famous games as the mystery poo of 88 where Prince Albert hid an abnormally large one and it took Queen Victoria a good four months to find it...
Nick Clegg: did you leave this poo here?
David Cameron: i thought we were playing hide the poo?
Nick Clegg: No... no we weren't
by come 'ere gawgus April 22, 2012
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HIDEOUS

Someone who can make you vomit just by looking at them. Someone who should'nt leave their house for their own good. They look like a sideshow freak.
That bald loser Mike's face made me want to vomit when I saw what he really looked like. My opinion was confirmed when everyone else said how hideous he was.

Sal has always made me want to vomit. It was hard to look at him without feeling digust. He smelled bad too. I felt such pity for him.
by Jcads April 20, 2008
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Guitarist for band X-Japan, but when they disbanded, was able to work more on other music career. Had a couple solo albums then an album with Zilch and another with Spread Beaver, both his bands. Committed suicide.
"Dice" is one great hide song.
by arania May 17, 2004
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Hideo Kojima

god on earth, and snake is jesus :D
11 "omg its Hideo Kojima!!!"
22 "you mean god!"
11 "yeha soz and look its jesus!!"
22 "where?
11 " hes being one with the tree, you cant see him, im jedi i have special snake seeing abilites
by earsiuoppppppbs December 9, 2008
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Hiding the matzah

A term derived from the traditional practice of hiding the middle piece of matzah which is saved for dessert (afikoman) during the Jewish passover dinner (seder) for children to find and exchange for money (gelt).

As innuendo, "hiding the matzah" is common parlance for having sex (the "matzah" being the male phallus, the "hiding" being done in the femal vagina).
Thanks, but I think I'll be doing a little 'hiding the matzah' myself that night -- double mitzvah, if you know what I mean.
by miguellisimo May 5, 2011
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Urban Hide

A geocache placed in an urban setting, as opposed to a forested or mountainous area, such as at coordinates N 49° 16.391 W 123° 11.143
I lifted another lamp post skirt today in search of a typical urban hide.
by _Cuddlefish_ December 2, 2011
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hidai

an awsometly handsome guy who will steal your gf
Damn that hidai took my gf again!!!
by shahruk November 9, 2007
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