the most lovable, caring guy you’ll meet. he’s extremely cute and extremely funny and will make you smile and laugh everyday. people who are named Herman are very athletic and also like watching anime. people who are named Herman are extreme freaks and are not afraid to show their partner different sexy things in the bed. Herman would do anything for his girlfriend. Herman also favors rap and rock over any genre. Particularly Lil Uzi Vert and Queen.
random girl: “girl look at that fine ass boy. i’d let him hit”
random girl 2: “bitch that’s Herman. he’s so fine that i already almost let him hit”
random girl 2: “bitch that’s Herman. he’s so fine that i already almost let him hit”
by rockstarhermsvlone January 30, 2020
Get the Hermanmug. Sometimes nicknamed "Hermie", this is an example of someone who has a micropenis. Sometimes it is a nickname for a micropenis itself. People nicknamed "Hermie" usually have the smallest penis because they want to disassociate from the nickname for a micropenis. Hermie's are also obese, repulsive, and will always be single. Most of them HATE when they are called Herman instead of hermie.
Guy: Your name sucks, Herman.
Herman: IT'S HERMIE!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!
Girl: Your penis is a Herman
Guy: I assume that means small?
Girl: Yes
Herman: IT'S HERMIE!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!
Girl: Your penis is a Herman
Guy: I assume that means small?
Girl: Yes
by CallusIsHere March 12, 2022
Get the Hermanmug. by susantookthekids April 4, 2019
Get the Hermanmug. by McBeanBoy June 9, 2018
Get the Sydney HerMANmug. King DAVID HERMAN is a Proud powerful ancient God From the Land of Egypt who has been resting for a long long time.
But he has finally awakened and will take over many nations in a matter of days with the help of thousands of his followers.. WE ALL STAND WITH KING DAVID HERMAN. Not just OHIO but the entire universe.
But he has finally awakened and will take over many nations in a matter of days with the help of thousands of his followers.. WE ALL STAND WITH KING DAVID HERMAN. Not just OHIO but the entire universe.
by BottomCrown4days April 5, 2023
Get the King David Hermanmug. " you know that kid ryan"
"you mean herman lipshits"?
"i asked if he could spare a dollar and he told me to go fuck off "
"you mean herman lipshits"?
"i asked if he could spare a dollar and he told me to go fuck off "
by RYAN FITZSIMMONS September 19, 2022
Get the herman lipshitsmug. 
Get the Hermanmug.