A squirmy man who’s gonna make a career out of being a whiny man and also being a politician. He’s got short knees and will let you know about it and force you to accommodate for him. He’s also gonna snitch on his colleagues anytime they say or do something that goes against decorum rules. He also will brag about his public school education.
“Hey Herman how are you?”
by Iloveoatmeal July 26, 2023
Get the Hermanmug. Generally for the female sex. A "front wedgie." Not to be confused with the well known term, "camel toe." A Herman is not a visual thing, it's a feeling.
by Nicky55 February 19, 2024
Get the Hermanmug. by DecepticonZombie March 29, 2015
Get the Hermaningmug. A species of tall long-legged nerds.
Their likes: hugs, playing computer games and playing piano
Their dislikes: Walking slowly and walking slowly for others so others have to run to keep up with their walking.
Another way to identify them is that they are the only people who actually read playing manuals when it comes to boardgames
Their likes: hugs, playing computer games and playing piano
Their dislikes: Walking slowly and walking slowly for others so others have to run to keep up with their walking.
Another way to identify them is that they are the only people who actually read playing manuals when it comes to boardgames
Everyone in the group: *throws the playing manual at the Bjørn* READ THIS!
Bjørn-Herman making his way downtown, walking fast..
Bjørn-Herman making his way downtown, walking fast..
by Nuggiesaregoodiws August 14, 2020
Get the Bjørn-Hermanmug. the most lovable, caring guy you’ll meet. he’s extremely cute and extremely funny and will make you smile and laugh everyday. people who are named Herman are very athletic and also like watching anime. people who are named Herman are extreme freaks and are not afraid to show their partner different sexy things in the bed. Herman would do anything for his girlfriend. Herman also favors rap and rock over any genre. Particularly Lil Uzi Vert and Queen.
random girl: “girl look at that fine ass boy. i’d let him hit”
random girl 2: “bitch that’s Herman. he’s so fine that i already almost let him hit”
random girl 2: “bitch that’s Herman. he’s so fine that i already almost let him hit”
by rockstarhermsvlone January 30, 2020
Get the Hermanmug. 
Get the Hermanmug. An old 50ish year old dude who is actually the sexiest man you’ll ever come across. Turns men gay upon eye contact. Has the eyes of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. Probably plays bass like the magnificent specimen he is. Has a beard trimmed into an almighty square that perfectly complements his orgasmic jawline. Wears a sick ass fedora without looking cringe. By far, the most based, gigachad, longest schlongiest human being you’ll ever experience.
Dude #1; “Hey man, I’m starting a cult for Herman Mean Finger XIV, wanna join?”
Dude #2; “Hell fucking yes I do.”
Woman with large tits #1; “Fuuccckkkk Herman Mean Finger XIV oh fuckkkk I’m cominggggggg.”
Woman with large tots #2; “Oooooh me toooooo fuckkk.”
Dude #2; “Hell fucking yes I do.”
Woman with large tits #1; “Fuuccckkkk Herman Mean Finger XIV oh fuckkkk I’m cominggggggg.”
Woman with large tots #2; “Oooooh me toooooo fuckkk.”
by HermanMeanFingerXIVWorshiper November 3, 2022
Get the Herman Mean Finger XIVmug.