loosing hearing in my left eye

when you’re missing your significant other for an extended period of time

“omg i miss you sm, im loosing hearing in my left eye”

by pickle tickle August 7, 2024

lose hearing in my left eye

funny way to describe the fact you’re missing something or someone for an extended period of time.

“omg i miss you sm, im starting to lose hearing in my left eye”

by pickle tickle August 7, 2024

Selective hearing

Selective hearing refers to the way people only hear a part of what someone is saying — often, it's what they want or expect to hear — and miss out on the rest.

This tends to cause conflict, riffs and miscommunication in relationships.

It is also very annoying and RUDE.

Sophie Hawker 's selective hearing makes holding a conversation with her a time job.

by CHMedExpert November 27, 2023

found heavening

The act of listening to found heaven by Conan Gray

We are found heavening

by Carl the snail April 9, 2024

Sticky hearing aid

A sex act where the male ejaculates in to his partners ear with such vehemence the spooge cleans the ear canal thus improving hearing.

“The wife was complaining her ears were playing up after our flight so I sorted her reet out with a sticky hearing aid”

by The Grotbag June 19, 2025

Houma Hearing Aid

When a guy cums in your ear.

The sex was going good until the houma hearing aid, I haven't heard right since. I never heard it cumming

by John tickle December 29, 2025

Dissing up hearing

When a block in a video game disappears and reappears in a different place in the level.

Those blocks keep dissing up hearing on me!

by anonymous January 13, 2021