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hallmark haunted house

1/ A very typical haunted house, generally categorized by ghosts, moving shadows, creaky staircases, paintings with eyes that follow you around the room and suits of armor that follow you every time you turn around.

2/ A haunted house that while it may be scary, scares you with nice things, such as a ghost jumping out and saying,"you are a great person" or "i hope you have a great day"
friend 1) hey, did you go through the haunted house at the carnival?
friend 2) yeah, i mean i was really scared until the first guy jumped out at me.
friend 1) why's that?
friend 2)he was too nice, all he did was compliment my hair.
friend 1) what a hallmark haunted house.
by gozainagi January 26, 2012
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Haunted File

A haunted file is a file in a law firm where something bad happens every time it is touched almost as if the spirits are angry.

Steve: "Hey Jenn, are you okay you look upset?"
Jenn: "I was all ready to go away for the weekend but then I got an email from the other side in the Jones file that they have filed an emergency motion so now I'm gonna be in the office all weekend."
Steve: "Did you touch that file before you got that email?"
Jenn: "Yeah, I did a quick check of the critical dates to ensure they were in my calendar"

Steve: "Yep, you touched the haunted file and now the spirits are angry with you"

Typically used in Law Firms this concept can also be extended into any professional field with minor modification.

Mike the electrician: "Damn I installed a GFCI and then had to spend 4 hours fault detecting"
Joe the electrician: "Let me guess MANUFACTUROR X?"
Mike: "Yeah how did you know?"
Joe: "They make haunted parts, if you put them in a house the spirits get angry"
Why oh why did I touch the Haunted File, I didn't even need to.
by TheSpazFromRainman March 13, 2022
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If That Is Your Off Spring Then Let Me Haunted Housu

If That Is Your Off Spring Then Let Me Haunted Housu
If That Is Your Off Spring Then Let Me Haunted Housu
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Haunting

When a person that is ghosting someone, occasionally starts liking social media pictures or posts out of nowhere. It's actually ruder than ghosting. First coined by Mamrie Hart on This Might Get... Excused.
Lisa's been haunting me ever since she ghosted me. What's her deal?
by alkestro April 24, 2018
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haunting

When someone's ghosting on somebody else, but still is in the other person's life occasionally.
Girl 1: This guy I met a few months ago just dissapeared and stopped talking to me.

Girl 2: Ugh, I hate it guys, who just stard ghosting you randomly.
Girl 1: But the weird thing is, he still likes my instagram pictures!
Girl 2: Actually, I think he's haunting you!
by itsvictoriabitch May 5, 2018
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haunted hayride

When you are making love in a working barn and suspect someone is watching, and a black cat jumps onto your back, initiating climax.
Tracy and I sneaked away from the bonfire and were doing it on a hay bale when normal sex became a Haunted Hayride. Now I hire escorts to throw cats on me while I masturbate.
by JJ Jr Shabadoo December 6, 2015
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