Hampo

A mythical creature which is part Hippo and part Hamster. The Hampo is a water based creature that arises from large goldfish bowls. Initially small in size, once submerged in a tepid bath the Hampo multiplies exponentially and increases rapidly in size. Hampos are self propagating and left unchecked, will completely fill up a residence leaving little room for the occupants

What are we going to do with all these Hampos?

by Sean velour November 12, 2019

Hamppster

A hamppster is when you cum into a ladies body wash.

*busts a quick hamppster in moms shampoo*

by DADDY SKWOMP November 1, 2019

hampstead school

welcome to hampstead school, the year 11 boys are all wet and predators and rapists when it comes to the year9s. they’re only bad in hampstead but when they step out it’s a diff story and they all wear blue coats like say they’re power rangers. the year9 girls are done out and they’re begs. the year 10s jus do there own thing and don’t care bout no one. the skls dun out the teachers are on ur dick 24s

ahhh it’s always dese y9 hampstead school yats belling my line for my wood

by your wet g June 4, 2020

Hampie

A napkin in which one ejaculates into

I need to clean my room, there’s hampies everywhere

by Sosicksonasty June 12, 2020

hampercore

a disgusting and repugnant type of person. they usually reek of old socks but embrace it.

That girl is totally hampercore, she has been wearing that flannel for 8 days straight!

by gamer6481 June 29, 2020

A hampel

The act of pulling a stupid face and responding to stupid question in a sarcastic manner

Tommy pulled a hampel in response to timmys question

by Piesexual June 30, 2014

New Hampshire Newtknuckle

Being recently discovered, the New Hampshire Newtknuckle is only known to be performed among one-armed carnies and the deaf. The Newtknuckle involves a New Hampshire Newt being taken from the Boston Harbor and placed on the crotchel region of the person while wearing pants (or shorts), thus creating the look of a knuckle behind the zipper. Mostly used by women, the Newt then finds his new, watery home inside the vaginal canal. In rare occasions, it will find the anus. In rarer occasions, it will leave (see: dry pussy).

"Hey man, your mom has a bulge in her pants...it looks like a cock!"- Boy at the schoolyard, seeing other boy's mother.

"Nah man! She's just doin' a New Hampshire Newtknuckle!"- Proud son

"Ohhhhh...righteous!"- All boys at schoolyard

by Mr. Footlong Redux September 1, 2016