Mam hammock

A bikini or bra worn by a female whose sag or loss of pertness requires the most highly reinforced titty receptacle.

After spawning 5 children by the age of 30 and consuming sufficient calories to have sustained them all to puberty, the level of engineering demanded of her mam hammock was beyond the ken of modern science.

by Apatoeman July 21, 2018

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wet hammock

When you plank across a hallway like a hammock and your girl sits on top of you while you do the dirty

“what were you guys doing last night?”
“wet hammocking. my whole body hurts”

by wethammocklover69 October 24, 2018

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cat hammock

Basically it's scissoring with two males who have a biforked penis

CRYSTAL SHOWED US A PICTURE OF TWO FORKED PENISES THAT WERE INTERLACED CAT HAMMOCK STYL

by Cat-pamock August 1, 2020

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Shacking the Hammock

To engage in sexual activity, usually in an outdoor or semi-public area.

Hey, did you hear? Lindsay and John was shacking the hammock last night on the roof.

I was totally shacking the hammock with her yesterday at the park.

by SketchyTea May 24, 2012

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doodoo hammock

When your buttcrack hairs get so long and tangled, they make a hammock for your turd.

Me: Dude! I took the gnarliest poop the other day but not all of my shit hit the water. I had to pinch and pull.

Friend: Have you trimmed your ass hairs lately?
Me: No. WTF?

Friend: Yeah man, sometimes your ass hairs grow and get tangled. You must have some serious doodoo hammocks goin on.

by TurdAlert July 25, 2014

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