A handjob in which someone is jerked off through a velvet crown royal bag, a bag commonly used as a dice bag by dungeons and dragons players. The sex act its self is referencing an item from dnd called a handy haversack (basically a lesser bag of holding)
Frank: How was dnd last night?
Bill: Dude! Jenna gave me a Handy Haversack after the game was over!
Frank: Nice!
Bill: Dude! Jenna gave me a Handy Haversack after the game was over!
Frank: Nice!
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These are people that for some reason did something to deserve themselves getting strapped to a chair with no bottom and getting the shit beat out of thier balls until they are reduced to worthless mush. Much like what happened to James Bond in Casino Royale, except these people are nothing like James Bond, because instead of taking it like a man like Bond did, these people cry and bitch and moan like whiny little bitches.
Nick 1 "Dude did you hear what happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Nick 2 "No what?"
Tony "Dude you didnt hear? He got his balls mashed while he sat in a bottomless chair and bitched and moaned like a whiny bitch!"
Nick 2 " That Ball Less Mush Haver"
Nick 2 "No what?"
Tony "Dude you didnt hear? He got his balls mashed while he sat in a bottomless chair and bitched and moaned like a whiny bitch!"
Nick 2 " That Ball Less Mush Haver"
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Get the halfer mug.A small town nessled in the middles of the woods in New Hampshire. Its beautiful if you love constant sense of de ja vu. "This looks familiar, I think I've been here before. Yep, that tree definitely looks familiar. But then, there ARE nothing but trees here."
This small town leaves little to do by way of entertainment, and typical night consists of partying in a friend's basement playing games like Asshole and King's Cup, both of which games roughly translate to "get drunk and naked."
Those are aren't showing some skin under the influence of liquor are stupified by gaming graphics that give their stoner brains a "workout".
A place of small town drama and politics combined with a teenage population with raging hormone levels (must be something in the water) leaves the casual visiter longing for escape, or at least a few keychains engraved with "how to keep an idiot busy-> turn over" on both sides to make things interesting.
This small town leaves little to do by way of entertainment, and typical night consists of partying in a friend's basement playing games like Asshole and King's Cup, both of which games roughly translate to "get drunk and naked."
Those are aren't showing some skin under the influence of liquor are stupified by gaming graphics that give their stoner brains a "workout".
A place of small town drama and politics combined with a teenage population with raging hormone levels (must be something in the water) leaves the casual visiter longing for escape, or at least a few keychains engraved with "how to keep an idiot busy-> turn over" on both sides to make things interesting.
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