two haircut skirt

A term describing skirt or miniskirt worn very low on the hips, wherein the top of the skirt is low enough that it seems a certain amount of grooming of the naturally occuring hair in the lower area must have taken place (otherwise it would currently be on display). Thus, the person in question would have had a haircut on both areas in order to appear in public.

Also: two haircut pants

"Check it out, that's a two haircut skirt! Any lower and she'd get a ticket!"

by grumblefish October 3, 2007

Joey lawrence haircut

When an elderly man shits into a bowl or helmet, and then proceeds to place it onto an underage teenage boy's head.

"Old Mr. Herbert gave christopher a joey lawrence haircut today. It was fucking rad!

by ExhumedSynner December 25, 2009

Murray County haircut

a shitty haircut that everyone that lives in Murray County, GA must recieve from the same barber. The hair must be cut very short everywhere but right in the front.

John: Woah man, you need to put a hat on

Chris: Why?

John: Your new haircuts awful, you have a Murray County haircut

by American Jumping Bean January 22, 2011

Get a Real Haircut

A universal insult that can be used in any situation. It will quell arguments and is the supreme insult.

Person 1: Your mum is a fat, smelly hooker!
Person 2: Get a real haircut!!
Person 1: Damn, I'm sorry. *Walks away saddened knowing they have just been burned*
burned

by Godow Nonmi October 31, 2010

rudi braun haircut

where your hair grows forwards on the side of your head. Your hair is more horizontile than vertical.

rudi braun is asian and has a rudi braun haircut

by my nipple hurts December 15, 2004

Bad Haircut Day

A day starting with you looking to the mirror to see the face floating there really ugly. One of those days you don't wanna go out, with low self-esteem, when you feel all the people staring at you. Ever had a really unapealing haircut done by some blind a/o taste challenged "hairdresser"? Well, that's the feeling.

-What's happening to Joan? She barely spoke the whole afternoon. Is she OK?

Nah, she's just having a bad haircut day.

by Oroboro August 14, 2011

Bacon and Gravy Haircut

The hairstyle of a dude that has a track suit on and hangs out by the machines at the gym. Also characterized by greasy, salt-and-pepper hair. The subject usually eats a lot of bacon.

I was going to use the leg extensions at the gym but they were being hogged by some guy with a bacon and gravy haircut.

by Professor Munchie February 3, 2013