Gurt

Doing something really smart but also very dangerous
Kevin: "Ima keep it a gurt, you need to sybau"
Gurt: "Yo"
by SirDerek May 20, 2025
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Go-gurted

Upon completion, the condom is ripped off of the males penis and the ejaculate is slurped out as if it was a go-gurt.
She couldnt possibly wait any longer, she needed that seed. She ripped the condom off and go-gurted like she never has before.
by Jimmy gallon69 November 30, 2019
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Chocolate Go-Gurt

When a person with a penis is done with anal intercourse, the receiver squeezes whatever shit got down the urethra into their mouth, resembling a Chocolate Go-Gurt.
James: How did anal with Jessie go last night?
Joshua: It was great, but she had a chocolate go-gurt when she was done.
by SilliestTransgirl August 19, 2022
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Gurt

When a nasty women ejaculates, but it comes out of her anus. Essentially sharting during sex only it’s not just poop, it’s slimy and in a liquid state
Yeah bro I was giving Nadia back shots and I saw her butthole start to quiver. I knew she was about to Gurt but I didn’t care. Safe to say I spent the next hour in the shower getting all the Gurt off of me and I just threw my sheets away. But what can I say, gurters have the most fun!
by Gurt lover 56 April 21, 2024
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Gurt

yogurt shortened; meaning something is good
this modelo gurt no cap
by scottcrab3 July 26, 2025
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Gurt

Gurt is one of the most annoying people you'll ever talk too, he comes into tiktoks just too say somthing most of the time just "Yo" but he would be mean sometimes saying "sybau" or "kys"

Gurt was seen as a good and friendly person until he got annoying by budding in every time
"Gurt: yo

:me gurt sybau
by whosclee May 6, 2025
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Doing a gurt

Doing a gurt
Doing a gurt. Often used as a phrase for getting with somebody when you are drunk then wondering how on earth to get out of it.
by GURTRUDE FOREVER May 26, 2018
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