The type of guinea pig people think of when they think of long haired guinea pigs. They got that fur that touches the floor, and you can cut it to make your guinea pig look emo.
by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023

Getting gangbanged by exactly 27 men in Papua New Guinea while sticking your penis in a lubed up tailpipe
by The Papua New Guinea tailpiper April 23, 2025

by Jelange222 July 28, 2014

by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 December 26, 2023

A woman who is used by virgins and sexually inexperienced males in order to learn how to satisfy another woman.
Prom is next week, and I don't know if my blow-up doll serves as an adequate Guinea Pig in a Blanket.
by Arnie Grape June 20, 2021

by Lolo 2020 April 18, 2018

Also know as roast beef or bacon in the south. Guinea flaps are long flaps of skin usually dark in color that hang from a mud crickets vagina like a dirty set of trailer house curtains, normally caused from severe over usage of the female anatomy.
by southernlady83 June 25, 2018
