Unholy Guacamole

Also known as “MOAD” (mother of all diapers), this is the putrid, muck-filled diaper common during a baby’s transition from liquids to solids, often resembling freshly made guacamole.

“How is little Noah? Still struggling with the new baby food?’ NOT WELL! Do we have a fingernail brush and some rubbing alcohol? I’ve got Unholy Guacamole under my fingernails.

by rongwayAZ June 24, 2023

Beelzebub’s guacamole

A slang for the drug marijuana

Yo dude pass the beelzebub’s guacamole I need a smoke

by Dongflop July 31, 2018

Guacamole taco

its when you take a shit on a girls chest and she smushes it together between her tits

can i have a guacamole taco?
sure! *shits on her chest*

by Bryan GM October 6, 2007

Guacamole-coli

Guacamole in a communal bowl which acts as a magnet for bacteria and germs, greatly increasing your chances of food-poisoning. See also Salsa-monella.

Sandi must have gotten into the guacamole-coli at the party, 'cause she spent the entire next day on the toilet.

by Assquatch40 January 3, 2010

Holy guacamole

Guacamole thats been blessed by god also can be used when your shocked.

Theres a flying pig, "HOLY GUACAMOLE!"
God has blessed this "holy guacamole "

by Grace-pie69 June 3, 2017

Guasching

an act of conceptualizing such actions and never finish it on time. Also, considered as an act of leaving the school unattended.

hey gex, are you going to go to school tomorrow??? stop guasching, you need to get a diploma bro.

by Michell Trokovsky May 18, 2011

Guacamole

To get head between 11:00 pm and 3:00 am

Sean: Where are you going?
Owen: Oh just going to get some guacamole
Sean:Ok

by Ho Li Fuk July 22, 2018