A type of feaces that is known to stick to the sides of the rectum, resulting in a prolonged and intense period of excretion. Consequently, it also tends to stick to the exterior of the anus and often requires many applications of toilet paper. This type of feaces is the bane of campers, but will prove little hindrance to owners of a bidet.
Boss: "Why did you take so long in the bathroom?"
Employee: "I've been eating dehydrated food for the last week. You wouldn't believe the side grit I've had to dig out."
Employee: "I've been eating dehydrated food for the last week. You wouldn't believe the side grit I've had to dig out."
by cirlce of trust October 20, 2009
Raw feminine power infused with gritty masculine energy; Phrase used to describe a woman's energy & not to be taken in the literal sense.
Did you hear about that woman who caught a fish with her bare hands & then took a bite out of it? That's true pussy grit right there.
by DarkVersace August 13, 2023
by Bon Airman March 30, 2018
Fish and Grits is a soul food that is known for being eaten by pimps, and is often served with hennessy. Often served in the south. It is in the lyrics of ATLiens by Outkast.
"If you like Fish and Grits and all that pimp shit, everybody let me here you say Oh Yayer"
"that bitch better bring me my henny, so my meal of fish and grits will be complete"
"that bitch better bring me my henny, so my meal of fish and grits will be complete"
by Quit Raping my Cat January 16, 2010
by dadadoodoo May 11, 2009
the granular substance found in the folds of the lady regions often due to ineffective hygiene or from the build-up of intercourse juices. (can be rated on a scale similar to that of sandpaper)
He likened Michelle's panty grit to that of blasting his face with extra coarse, 24-grit sandpaper lubed with rotten oysters.
by annie, leah & mandy November 16, 2007
I tossed my grits on craigslist and then used the money at tyhe stripclub.
I toss my grits to put my kids through college.
The reason I'm totally hairless is that I was tossing grits yesterday. At least my kids can stay in college.
I toss my grits to put my kids through college.
The reason I'm totally hairless is that I was tossing grits yesterday. At least my kids can stay in college.
by grit money August 02, 2011