The Goucho

When your girl promises you sex, but then passes out, so you ejaculate across her upper lip and pull her hair over it and wait for it to dry

We were supposed to bang last night but she passes out so I gave her The Goucho.

by Gau "ouch" oh October 27, 2025

Here's the Gotcha

Gotcha's literal meaning is "got you".

Similar to "The joke is on you" most of the time used in the context of basically saying you've made yourself look embarrassing or stupid and they are calling you out on it.

can be used as a way of telling someone you fooled them.

"You thought you really had luck on your side ? well here's the gotcha im one step ahead of luck"

by jiujiiu222222233 October 15, 2022

right back gotcha

What ever someone has said to you, you are returning the sentiment.

Have a good day

Right back gotcha

by Her Name August 23, 2023

Oh My Gotch

Another way of saying “oh my gosh”

A better way of saying it

“Oh my gotch I fell over that curb that’s so embarrassing”
“i’m gonna fail this test oh my gotch

by an3k4K March 19, 2025