Limp-wristedly, the two boys put on their faerie embroidered robes and wizard hats and hopped the 45 bus to play dungeons and dragons; they were such gorks.
by Terk July 19, 2007
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1) a guy who can't seem to understand when a girl isn't interested in him
2) a guy who falls for a girl, and continues to like her, even after she treats him like crap (see green chick)
3) a guy who is completely oblivious about the girl who likes him, because he is preoccupied with being hung up on another girl who is uninterested in him
4) a guy who believes he has found the "perfect woman" but is in fact blinded by physical traits alone that he believes is beautiful, and does not base any of his attraction to the girl on substance or personality
1) a guy who can't seem to understand when a girl isn't interested in him
2) a guy who falls for a girl, and continues to like her, even after she treats him like crap (see green chick)
3) a guy who is completely oblivious about the girl who likes him, because he is preoccupied with being hung up on another girl who is uninterested in him
4) a guy who believes he has found the "perfect woman" but is in fact blinded by physical traits alone that he believes is beautiful, and does not base any of his attraction to the girl on substance or personality
"I don't understand why he's still hung up on her. All she's done is treat him like crap and walk all over him. I guess he's just Grock-retarded."
Girl 1: "I don't know what else I can do. I've flirted with him, I've danced with him, I even gave him my number - and nothing."
Girl 2: "He must still be hung up on that Green Chick. Gosh - sometimes he's so Grock-retarded!"
Girl 1: "I don't know what else I can do. I've flirted with him, I've danced with him, I even gave him my number - and nothing."
Girl 2: "He must still be hung up on that Green Chick. Gosh - sometimes he's so Grock-retarded!"
by love4lyrics August 9, 2007
Get the Grock-retarded mug.Utterly cool person. Befriending a Gorskey is a tough job, and takes wit, good looks, intelligence and persistence. However, once achieved, loyalty is of the utmost importance to a Gorskey. A Gorskey loves attention but can quickly lose interest if someone's wit and intelligence are not up to par. Also referred to as the Ganze.
by Ganze February 4, 2010
Get the Gorskey mug.A word usually used as a transitive verb has found itself as an unlikely vanguard of London vernacular. Although the derivations of the word are private the implications are paradoxically large.
The verb was coined on Highbury Fields during a game of b.u.m.s. a favourite football game of the locals. Because the bum is the focal point of this game other acronyms were yearned for. Due to the exceptional form of a certain bum the phrase 'goick' was formed, the reasons, as said, private.
The word quickly changed meaning as sexual implications ran quickly into its usage, fittingly, considering its derivation. It morphed to such an extent to be mainly used as an acronym for the transitive verb associated with anal sex.
However, the original meaning remains intact in b.u.m.s. vernacular, the 'goicking' is when the losing player is struck on his arse (goick) by the ball by the winning players.
The verb was coined on Highbury Fields during a game of b.u.m.s. a favourite football game of the locals. Because the bum is the focal point of this game other acronyms were yearned for. Due to the exceptional form of a certain bum the phrase 'goick' was formed, the reasons, as said, private.
The word quickly changed meaning as sexual implications ran quickly into its usage, fittingly, considering its derivation. It morphed to such an extent to be mainly used as an acronym for the transitive verb associated with anal sex.
However, the original meaning remains intact in b.u.m.s. vernacular, the 'goicking' is when the losing player is struck on his arse (goick) by the ball by the winning players.
Lad 1 'Did u see that bird last night, greatest knockers I've seen in a long time'
Lad 2 'Yes, John, you speak the truth. But her lower body wasn't too bad either and if it wasn't for that prick of a boyfriend I would have goicked her'
BUMS player 1 'Oh no im on B U M S, what happens now??!!'
BUMS player 2 'You know what happens, you bend over and we goick you.'
BUMS player 1 ' Oh no, I've never been good at taking a good goicking'
Lad 2 'Yes, John, you speak the truth. But her lower body wasn't too bad either and if it wasn't for that prick of a boyfriend I would have goicked her'
BUMS player 1 'Oh no im on B U M S, what happens now??!!'
BUMS player 2 'You know what happens, you bend over and we goick you.'
BUMS player 1 ' Oh no, I've never been good at taking a good goicking'
by dartagnon25 May 25, 2011
Get the Goick mug.The act of creating a paraphernalia product by removing liquid from a cartridge inside a rechargeable hookah pen and substituting it with weed. These actions produce a bud vaporizer commonly called a "grock" or "g.rock."
Bout' to smoke this grock
by geeezy March 1, 2014
Get the Grock mug.by duque00 April 26, 2005
Get the gork mug.An extremely well built (with either muscle or fat) and hideous greasy individual, usually a sexual deviant. Often smell putrid due to lack of hygeine and NO lack of slimey bodily hair. The grock tends to have a immensely large penis, although there have been recorded cases of grocks with wrinkley schlaggots.
I turned in horror to see a naked grock fondling himself.
Jonah: "what is that sweating mound of blubber in that cave?"
Falcon: "keep your distance I think its a grock!"
Andy Fordham is a rare example of a man who managed to escape his grock curse.
Holy shit, that 6 foot 5 markham is a hairy grock, but with a schlaggot.
Jonah: "what is that sweating mound of blubber in that cave?"
Falcon: "keep your distance I think its a grock!"
Andy Fordham is a rare example of a man who managed to escape his grock curse.
Holy shit, that 6 foot 5 markham is a hairy grock, but with a schlaggot.
by Mr Untouchable January 31, 2008
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