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Gooch

A person who takes enjoyment in feasting on the area between the scrotal sack and the asshole aka the gooch

A person who is generally just an annoyance and a huge dick to everyone around them
(Can be used as noun or adjective)

An activity that involves partaking in the licking, munching, and/or general gobbling of one's gooch

The name of an amazing mud-volleyball team
Hank: Hey Rob, what's one of your favorite things to do?
Rob: Oh I love to nibble on the area between your balls and asshole
Hank: Wow, you're such a gooch gobbler

n: That bitch-ass dude at the bar was being such a gooch gobbler last night.
adj: You're such a gooch gobbling twat waffle!

Oh, ah gooch gobbling we will go!!

We are the Gooch Gobblers and we are the best!
by mtc25 January 12, 2009
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Gooch

A person who tell people they never loved them at all.
Girl: "I never loved you!"
Boy: Your such a Gooch!"
by Crstn March 14, 2007
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Gooch

the line between your balls and ass
this girl licked me in my gooch
by soerhgk;s May 25, 2007
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Gooch

"God dude your mom just loves lickin my Gooch."
by i had ur mom April 18, 2009
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gooched

The act of hitting, touching, poking, ect. of the female lower regions.
"Dude, that guy just gooched me with his lacrosse stick!"

"I just wanna gooch you with my fist!"
by SamanthaIrene January 21, 2009
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Gooch

the soft, tissu like area that goes from behind your bollock sack, through to the start of your arse crack
"Hey James you have such a sweaty old gooch i can just about smell it from here you filty cow!"

(james) "I'm just about to wipe it with my tis-sue!"

"What a hussy"
by Roger Wooderson December 28, 2005
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Gooch

A slang term for the area between the scrotum and rectum. The medical terminology for this region is the perineum.....or the hairy perri. Also called the grundle or the chonch.
My gooch is sweaty.
by Helldizzle February 22, 2009
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