Goober

Ugly, tall, lanky male. Often has pimples the size of South Africa and a disgusting protruding mouth (and gonorrhea).

Boy 1: I know you've never hooked up with anyone, you're too ugly!
Goober: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

by Reid Parker May 14, 2004

goober

a horny bastard

You are such a goober, go take a cold shower!!!

by Lizzy May 12, 2003

Goober

1. A fat or unattractive person.
2. Someone highly annoying and/or stupid.

"That fools a straight goober"
"Damn that girl's hella ugly. She's a goober."

by Euless December 9, 2007

goober

a word use as an expression when you totally lack good vocabulary and are a total dork:)

I think you are a goober!

by Lorisita November 8, 2003

Goober

also known as Carrie, as defined by Ashley

man...that goober has really big boobs

by matt January 27, 2004

goober

one how no one likes; the butt of all jokes

Blair and David are the biggest goobers at ARGS

by the cool one from surry May 15, 2005

Goober

Goober is the last bit of a bottle of coke which nobody wants because it has gone a bit salivery, the common cause of this is from the direct application of the lips to the coke bottle, resulting in a bit of saliva entering the coke bottle with each sip.

N.B Goober can form in any drink bottle, not neccesarily coke.

"I'll pay you 10 bucks if you drink the goober out of that coke bottle"

"I don't want to drink that, Its got goober in it"

by rooba777 January 4, 2005