gafflesnatch

verb, to take or "yoink" without permission

I gafflesnatched that chicks panties when she passed out on the coffetable

or

Hey, Gafflesnatch a 5 spot out of the collection tray for me, I'm out of pot.

by SoCalJack August 21, 2006

GLAFY

Broken down - means, Good Luck And Fuck Yourself!

Person: Man, that group of people in work are wrecking my head.

Person2: Ah, give em a GLAFY party!

by Del-M September 5, 2007

Gaffigan Aside

That thing Jim Gaffigan does when he speaks his innermost thoughts after telling a story during his stand-up shows. Some of his best lines are:
"He's a dick to his own baby!"
"What if Orville Redenbacher was in the audience?"

The world could be more interesting is everyone did this!

Boss: Would you be able to get this report ready for the big meeting tomorrow morning? Can you get it to me by the end of the day?
Me: Absolutely! (Gaffigan Aside: Or maybe not. It may be ready by the middle of the meeting in the morning.)

by Outlaw.edu March 27, 2010

Gaffner

A faggot.

Creator:(Shane "Burfy" Michael Campbell)

Cliff: That guy is carrying a purse!
Me: What a gaffner!

by Shane Campbell September 21, 2004

gaffer

1 An old man;
2 A old man that drones on endlessly

1 "My grandpa's a funny little gaffer"
2 "My socials teacher is such a gaffer"

by Johanna September 9, 2004

Gliff

Anything, this word can be used as a substitute for literally any word that you can think of.

This day was such a gliff!
That was gliffing awesome
What the gliff?!
Holy gliff!
Hey! You're so gliff! I gliff you!

by J_Peg001 April 24, 2011

GAFF

Verb
To Steal

I gaffed that.

by gabe19712 April 14, 2006