Glenn

A older guy who can’t admit he’s getting old. Someone who uses out of date slang.

My dad is being such a Glenn.

by LaylaaRoo September 11, 2021

jamesing the glenn

When you masturbate but want to sound cool to your friends.

I don't goon. I be jamesing my glenn some times.

Yo I'm Jamesing the glenn rn.

by Bradley Martyn's Sweaty Hat October 3, 2024

Glenn

the biggest degenerate you will meet in your life. Literal dog brain will chase a laser point if presented.

“Whats glenns problem he always seems off?”
“Idk bro”

by eljefedon October 31, 2021

Glenn Wright

The process of spending all your money on useless shit and proceiving yourself as a god like figure.

One who eats to much carbs, and does not show gains. Just fat.

"Did you check out that glenn wright and his corvette..."

"yeah bro seems like a total douche bag"

by GM LOVE March 18, 2014

bruce glenn

Bruce Glenn (aka country blumpkin) is the greatest NHL series hockey player of all time. Bruce is the creator of the windmill deke, and the most defensive player always on the ice.

Bruce Glenn is a great accountant!!

by Nhl#3 February 5, 2023

Glenn Net

When someone has abyssmal internet

Bro, this game is legit unplayable with this Glenn Net

by RealSikon September 5, 2021

Mary Glenn

Mary Glenn is usually the hottest girl in the grade even though she is super short. She usually will pick the bad boy of the grade to go out with even though she is a super good person.

Bad boy: Hey wait is that Mary Glenn over there she is so far away but she’s looking pretty cute

Bad boys friend: No that’s just cause she is so short she is actually right next to you

Mary Glenn: I guess bad boys like small girls

by Awesomedude4444 December 5, 2021