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Gape Grapes

Gape Grapes are hemorrhoids that fall out of someones gaping butthole when they get penetrated hard enough
"I boned this chick in the a** last night and when I pulled out, gape grapes fell out. I didn't even know she had hemorrhoids."
by BENJURMIND March 3, 2022
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Gaping Italian

When you’re having anal sex and you shove spaghetti and boiling hot water inside her asshole and proceed to fuck it.
Just gave My girl the gaping Italian last night
by Cuntsandwich69 September 28, 2020
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Gaping Axe Wound

Gaping Axe Wound is a slang term for a woman's vagina. The more ubiquitous term is Bearded Axe Wound, but in the modern era, when so many women shave or wax their vagina bare, Gaping Axe Wound is more apropos.
Dude 1: Is that person a man or a woman? Does it have a cock or a pussy?
Dude 2: She has a gaping axe wound... it's a woman.
by JudeRunner June 28, 2025
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Gape date

The act of scheduling a date to engage in sexual intercourse via anal penetration with your spouse or mate.
Person 1: Wanna do anal tomorrow?

Person 2: Gape date?
Person 1: Im leaving you.
by Bjørn Kirkham April 4, 2022
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friendship gape

when a friend you become emotionally attached to and one whom you greatly love and want, leaves you leaving you to think that they did not love, need or cared for you as much as you do them so you're left with a void, a gape.
Wow, Karen just give Jessica a friendship gape
by justAgnericguy May 17, 2019
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gaping gooch

A gaping anus. A mix of the two words gay and coochie.
Bash just fisted Jack and he had a gaping gooch
by Yung weej May 12, 2024
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Gaping Chad

Primarily used to describe men who Bring top energy but effectively are Bottoms. Ex. ShiaBun
ShiaBun often comes off as a Gaping Chad whilst Streaming
by SM132 September 23, 2023
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