Whenever an individual has to take huge shit, especially because of eating a chili cheese omelet, hot sausage, a boiled egg, cabbage, and chasing it down with chocolate milk. Once your body starts digesting all your food the gas pressure starts to build. The gas comes out first followed by a turd. Therefor your asshole is gaped open.
by covid-rubbers July 27, 2021
Get the Pressure Gape mug.Insurance that pays out a sum of money to the injured party in cases where an asshole becomes too loose to retain feces after consistent anal sex.
I may have to wear a diaper for the rest of my life, but at least I got a fat check from the gape insurance company.
by Jack Atrophy August 10, 2022
Get the gape insurance mug.Vaping being the trashier cousin to smoking, a female who vapes (and hangs around vape shops and probably does kratom too) not only will be promiscuous like the she smokes, she pokes girl, she’ll be more inclined to engage in sexual acts most females would be disgusted by. Tattoos are a given as are provocative words on the ass of her tight pink sweatpants.
Hey Charles, I know you’re a sick sexual deviant who’s having a hard time finding girls who are into all the messed up shit you like. You should hang around the local smoke and vape shop. If a girl comes in and orders a pack of cigarettes she’s probably DTF but if she vapes…she gapes
by J Himpty August 28, 2022
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by Slippin' pee hands March 11, 2022
Get the Gape mug.The act of scheduling a date to engage in sexual intercourse via anal penetration with your spouse or mate.
by Bjørn Kirkham April 4, 2022
Get the Gape date mug.‘’Ey lad, do us a favour and gape my hole’’
‘’Nah lad, I got my gaping license taken off me for unlicensed gaping’’
‘’Orr that’s well shit that’’
‘’Nah lad, I got my gaping license taken off me for unlicensed gaping’’
‘’Orr that’s well shit that’’
by gaping_hole April 9, 2022
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