Gape Keeper

GAYP KEE PUH | ɡeɪpˈki .pɚ

A biological male, presumably a corn chaser - self-proclaimed or otherwise, who is skilled in the art of gape keeping, or being fully capable of expanding the sphincter beyond a 5-inch diameter (gaping) whilst maintaining the elasticity of the anus.

The act of gape keeping is a largely extinct ancient art that has many health benefits ranging from increased blood flow to the penis, to a proliferation of NOT* harmful bacteria in and around the anal cavity. Many corn chasers practice this art and keep it alive for generations of people to enjoy, and it is said that there are annual performances depicting this art during the month of June.

My uncle James is a retired Gape Keeper of 21 years, of which the majority of his career was spent on Only Fans providing excellent service to the community. He is well known for his battle cry, "OPEN THE FLOODGATES!"

by Very-NPC June 4, 2024

Gaping signals

When a vagina winks at you to enter

As we lay in bed she spreads her legs and I get the gaping signals

by S7ava June 9, 2016

Gape date

The act of scheduling a date to engage in sexual intercourse via anal penetration with your spouse or mate.

Person 1: Wanna do anal tomorrow?

Person 2: Gape date?
Person 1: Im leaving you.

by Bjørn Kirkham April 4, 2022

gaping gooch

A gaping anus. A mix of the two words gay and coochie.

Bash just fisted Jack and he had a gaping gooch

by Yung weej May 12, 2024

Gaping Chad

Primarily used to describe men who Bring top energy but effectively are Bottoms. Ex. ShiaBun

ShiaBun often comes off as a Gaping Chad whilst Streaming

by SM132 September 23, 2023

Unlicensed Gaping

The act of gaping holes without a license.

‘’Ey lad, do us a favour and gape my hole’’

‘’Nah lad, I got my gaping license taken off me for unlicensed gaping’’

‘’Orr that’s well shit that’’

by gaping_hole April 9, 2022

friendship gape

when a friend you become emotionally attached to and one whom you greatly love and want, leaves you leaving you to think that they did not love, need or cared for you as much as you do them so you're left with a void, a gape.

Wow, Karen just give Jessica a friendship gape

by justAgnericguy May 17, 2019