gaper 

A Tourist, particularly one who stops and stares at somthing while being completely oblivious to what's going on around them.

Honolulu would be a nice place to live if it wasn't for all the freakin' gapers.

gaper by Fillmore June 15, 2005

Gaper 

A Skier or Snowboard who is usually not respected by many people in life, but thinks he/she will find that closure on the mtn, But really looks like a complete tool. Ski/ride with the latest gear. Paid for by their parents credit card (even tho they r in their late 20's to early 30's). Usually they only stay at high-end hotels mostly ski on ski off, they only go to the most popular resorts cause thats where they feel they would get the most respect out of there many Facebook updates throughout the day. There Facebook will usually read "hitting the craziest trail/obstacles" But in reality taking the easiest way down, or just completely bombin every trail.

Gaper 1 - "Yooo Gaper 2, where do you want to ski this weekend?"
Gaper 2 - "Lets just fly out west and ski the whole week"
Gaper 1 - "YESSS! No wonder you are my only friend"
Gaper 2 - "I am dying to try out these new ski, but i love my other new pair also"
Gaper 1 - "Just bought my plane ticket out west"
Gaper 2 - "Me to"
Gaper 1 - "Im going to buy a new shell."
Gaper 2 - "Me too"
Gaper 1 - "I'll buy a GoPro and you buy a hand held camcorder"
Gaper 2 - "You were reading my mind"
Gaper 1 - "I can't wait for Facebook to see how cool we are"
Gaper 2 - "Heard about it!!"

Gaper by Gnar Shredder5 March 14, 2011

gaper 

One that can successfully insert all 10 fingers into their anal port.

Holy shit, his fingertips are covered in shit! What a fucking gaper!

gaper by sarge October 24, 2003

Gaper Gates

Gaper Gates are swarms of rookie skiiers which clog narrow parts of the ski runs, usually toward the end of the day when everyone is getting off the mountain. Mostly annoying, they can be fun to slalom as you pass through.

At the base of Lion's Head in Vail on BornFree, I linked 12 turns around the gaper gates!

Gaper Gates by offpistol January 17, 2009

gaper 

when a girl acts like she ain't been fucked in the ass...but she has.

"Fuck me in my virgin ass"..."wow, yer a gaper."

gaper by JefferD December 19, 2004

gaper 

a fucking fag that knows nothing about skiing and cant ski at all and are total posers that wear all the top brands and go in the park and cut everyone off and fall of the handle tow. Gapers usually take it in the ass everynight and stand on the landing of the jump pissing everyone off or rolls over the jumps and attempts to hit rails but falls and doesnt know how to put their skis back on....Fucking Gapers

Me-Get off the jump
Gaper-How?
Me-get the fuck off the jump!
Gaper-i dont know how kus i like men

gaper by Screaminsemengaper March 23, 2009

Gaper 

Adjective. A male or female who would rather stare at the scenery then ride (ski or snowboard) the hill. Gapers can cause congestion at crucial intersections and sometimes get dealt with accordingly.

"Did you see me spray those gapers with snow back there?"

Gaper by Sickter6 February 6, 2013