fifth wheel

A person (most likely single) who tags along on a double date.

Yeah... Daniel wanted to join our double date. I feel sorry for that fifth wheel.

by mrbrooksshoe May 4, 2011

What would Fifty Cent do

SEE ALSO: WWFCD
A question as to choices hypothetically (to be) made by the American Rapper, FIFTY CENT ... if he was in your (stinkin') shoes, OR
if he found himself in a similar jam as you seem to have managed.
By asking, one could be encouraging the other to do the right thing like FIFTY CENT surely would. Confer: "What would Jesus Do?", WWJD?

"WHAT WOULD FIFTY CENT DO wif a bag o' fiddies?"

"Don't do that! WHAT WOULD FIFTY CENT DO if he seen you? I'n tellin' you, he'd smack yo' bitch up!"

by Cholito (no hate) Hellamongo is love October 16, 2006

Fifth Gear Slide

When driving a car with a manual transmission, the fifth gear slide is performed by shifting from fourth to fifth and continuing to move your arm on to your partners knee

I took Amanda out for drinks last night, on the way home I got to finger her. All thanks to the fifth gear slide.

by korozion November 14, 2006

Fifty-Yard Phone Call

When a friend is around the opposite sex and their significant other calls them. And then they walk away about 50 yards and talks very quietly on the cell phone to avoid being in "trouble".

This term also includes :

Going outside to talk on the phone, to the restroom etc..

Brandon - "Yo where's Squanto? Linda is asking for him."
Jim - "He is making a fifty-yard phone call."
Brandon - "That sucks, is he in trouble?"

by Night Marauder August 21, 2007

Fiftacos

Fifteen children born all at once, like octuplets and the Octo-Mom, only different.

News Reporter: And now, breaking news! Deanna Pratt has recently given birth to fiftacos! We have a new Fiftaco-Mom!

by JohnnyDeppFans May 26, 2009

if if was a fifth

means "what if" things were different, how would it be if things changed.
Coined by Bay Area rappers like Mistah F.A.B. and E-40
if it was no guns most of yall would be punks
its the truth, think about it playa

"If if was a fifth then we'd all be drunk. If it was no guns most of yall would be punks. If this was a class most of yall would flunk. If if was fifth then we'd all be drunk."-Mistah F.A.B.
"if if was a 5th then i'd be diggin in yo girl instead of lookin at her, if if was a 5th."-E-40

by staystrong keep ya head up December 24, 2006

fifty fifty

Slang term used primarily by African-American prostitutes in the early 1970's when soliciting Johns in Far Rockaway, Long Island. A suck and a fuck.

"Yo baby, how about a fifty fifty?"

by [e-mail] June 4, 2007