Funging

The act of sticking a heroin needle in each testicle then masturbating while getting your testicles kicked by a third party. After orgasm, the heroin in the needle is injected directly into the testicles. This results in a feeling of euphoria and bliss comparable to meeting Jesus Christ.

Ryan: “Hey babe, can you get out your steel toed boots?”

Jenna: “Oh god… you really can’t get enough of funging can you?”

by Varterhart March 18, 2024

Funging

When you take your finger and place it between your taint then wipe it on something random at the store with the intent that it makes it to someone who’s a huge bitch. It turns you on doing this act so you do it more.

I went funging at Walmart today, my taint was so sour and moist I just about funged on everything

by Father McKinley April 1, 2024

Figging

The process of sticking a fig up your ass

What surprised that it was real!
(I only figging when my dad is around) sorry

by Liam diball (real name search) April 14, 2024

Funging

A sex move that involves 2 men, an eagle, a snake, a small bear, a monkey, and a donkey. The men and all of the animals are confined in a small room, the men, completely naked and covered from head to toe in peanut butter have only one goal in mind. Their one and only goal is to fuck every animal in the room to death (the men may work together on one animal). If the men are successfully able to eliminate all of the animals they then have to lick all of the peanutbutter and blood off of eachother.

Man: Hey Jeremy, you wanna go funging with me on Tuesday? I'll bring the monkey and the peanut butter.

Jeremy: Of course, it sounds like a blast.

by Bwep_1997 December 1, 2024

Flugging

Using a funnel to put milk and chocolate milk powder into someone’s ass and then drinking it out with a straw.

Person 1: “I met this girl on tinder and she agreed to try Flugging with me sometime!”
Person 2 “Yo dude that’s so sick, i wish i could meet a girl who’d let me Flug her”

by SkibidiMaxxer420 December 29, 2024

Frugging

The act of wrapping an erect penis with carpet or rug material and engaging in violent missionary sex. This often results in severe carpet burning of the urethra but equally inducing high amounts of pleasure for both participants

Charlie just got done frugging my wife, she’s going to the ER now.

by Dinglebop32 January 24, 2025

Driveway Fogging

When you and your friends park in a strangers driveway and hotbox your vehicle.

That looks like a great spot for driveway fogging.

by Kewich October 13, 2020